GBA's "2021 Stock Phantasma"

DRIVE SHACK NABS SPY MUSEUM!!

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The addition of Penn Quarter brings the total number of new Puttery locations announced to three

Drive Shack Inc. (the "Company") (NYSE DS), a leading owner and operator of golf-related leisure and entertainment businesses, today announced it will bring Puttery, its newest competitive socializing and entertainment golf experience, to Penn Quarter, Washington D.C.’s premier entertainment destination. Located near the center of Penn Quarter, Puttery will transform approximately 20,000 square feet at 800 F Street, a location that until recently was the original home of the city’s iconic International Spy Museum.

Joining F Street’s vast array of dining and entertainment experiences, the Penn Quarter location will feature an upscale food and beverage menu showcasing dishes and craft cocktails specially curated by Puttery’s own chefs and craft-spirits specialists. With an adult-focused and modern spin on the classic game of mini-golf, the Penn Quarter location will be anchored by multiple bars, lounges and rotating DJs, and will combine a lively, vibrant atmosphere with state-of-the-art auto-scoring technology and thematic design elements in each of its three, nine-hole golf courses to create one immersive experience for guests to compete and socialize.

"2021 will be an instrumental year in our company growth story and we’re excited to initiate the next phase of expansion with our entrance into Washington D.C.," said President and Chief Executive Officer, Hana Khouri. "Puttery will be highly complementary to Penn Quarter’s already strong lineup of existing dining and entertainment options, offering a unique experience for our guests.
 
stonedinvestor said:
Ol' Karpy owns north of 85MM shares.

Maybe this is part of the problem though.

I have been laying down Deer traps and shiny things all morning. Giant pack came through the other day-- The nerve! Right behind me on the couch-- my wife looked at me with a look of horror which I just took as usual these days.. until she pointed and seven freakin' dear eating the lawn right behind me!... Set the dog on them. Now I'm laying foot traps and setting up tinfoil shiny things and stakes and spraying. It's on.

It gets confusing because Whitey the Second is here and has a boy friend and a little kid I think...And me and Whitey go way back including Whitey 1. And I've always loved Whitey and seeing Whitey's big but up on the hill. Whitey is respectful, always keeps to the edges of the property for fine dining. These new brutes just march right through! I have footprints right outside the front door.

I've got all my stock profits tied up in bulbs & flowers.
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Bloomberg

ASPCA FILES SUIT AGAINST PALINTAR FOR ALLEGED USE OF ROBOTIC DEER

By
Carrie Mibbag
and
Tyler Webb
April 5, 2021, 7:14 AM EDT
  • Suit claims hundreds of AI powered robotic deer were unleashed in Northeast U.S.
  • Bucks observed humping artificially beautified doe's.
  • "Why are they here?"
In a move sure to draw praise from animal lovers and privacy advocates everywhere, the New Jersey Chapter of the ASPCA has filed an animal cruelty suit in Connecticut's 2nd District Federal Court today against the mysterious Palintar company of San Jose, Ca.

ASPCA spokeswoman Candi Coopang of exit 3 Rt 71 in Monmouth County, NJ told Bloomberg "This company has lost its mind. They are spying on 'work from home' hedge fund managers through their windows, but what they don't realize are these cuddly looking doe's have the potential to shrink our indigenous population of white-tail deer this summer. We don't care for hedge-funds either, but don't bait our bucks with honey-pots".

Reports have circulated for months that Palintar has been using robotic deer equipped with GPS, batteries recharged through what appears to be fur but in actuality is fiber optic filament designed to capture sunlight, and ultra-high powered, high definition cameras disguised as those beloved 'doe-eyes' so many welcome strolling across their lawns.

According to the SEC, these robotic deer have been unleashed in the upscale suburbs of Connecticut to peer in on analysts and portfolio managers alike that have been forced to work from home due to the Covid-19 pandemic shutting down their usual NYC offices.

"They're using them to monitor their PC screens from afar, potentially spotting bloggers etc. that bash their stock" said Sherman Scatmo of the SEC. "While we frown on this type of thing, it's really out of our jurisdiction".

Hedge fund managers agree. "My wife was putting out salt blocks for them!" said one Canaford portfolio manager. "Hell I called my ex-brother in law down in Mississippi and invited him and his shotgun up. I can't stand the guy, but someone has to take these deer out. The game commission said call the SEC! Who's in charge here?!"

While the Northeastern U.S. has seen a rapid increase in its deer population over the last decade, the ASPCA maintains this is a very serious threat.

Asked for comment, Alex Karpy stated his company is a very generous donor to the ASPCA and steadfastly denied all allegations of any questionable activity.

"Look, sure we do this kind of thing, but rest assured we take into account the best interest of the deer along with all flora and fauna in the area. Our deer don't eat, so how could they be eating bulb's out of gardens? That's ridiculous".

Palantar stock is up 4% on the day.
 
Not to much vol>

Agrify Corporation (AGFY)
$13.03+0.41 (+3.25%)

Anybody hearing anything on REKR?

Rekor Systems, Inc. (REKR) :thumbsup:

$22.45+2.10 (+10.32%)<-------
As of 11:06AM EDT. Market open.
 
vanzandt said:

Bloomberg

ASPCA FILES SUIT AGAINST PALINTAR FOR ALLEGED USE OF ROBOTIC DEER

By
Carrie Mibbag
and
Tyler Webb
April 5, 2021, 7:14 AM EDT
  • Suit claims hundreds of AI powered robotic deer were unleashed in Northeast U.S.
  • Bucks observed humping artificially beautified doe's.
  • "Why are they here?"
In a move sure to draw praise from animal lovers and privacy advocates everywhere, the New Jersey Chapter of the ASPCA has filed an animal cruelty suit in Connecticut's 2nd District Federal Court today against the mysterious Palintar company of San Jose, Ca.

ASPCA spokeswoman Candi Coopang of exit 3 Rt 71 in Monmouth County, NJ told Bloomberg "This company has lost its mind. They are spying on work from home hedge fund managers through their windows, but what they don't realize are these cuddly looking doe's have the potential to shrink our indigenous population of white-tail deer this summer. We don't care for hedge-funds either, but don't bait our bucks with honey-pots".

Reports have circulated for months that Palintar has been using robotic deer equipped with GPS, batteries recharged through what appears to be fur but in actuality is fiber optic filament designed to capture sunlight, and ultra-high powered, high definition cameras disguised as those beloved 'doe-eyes' so many welcome strolling across their lawns.

According to the SEC, these robotic deer have been unleashed in the upscale suburbs of Connecticut to peer in on analysts and portfolio managers alike that have been forced to work from home due to the Covid-19 pandemic shutting down their usual NYC offices.

"They're using them to monitor their PC screens from afar, potentially spotting bloggers etc. that bash their stock" said Sherman Scatmo of the SEC. "While we frown on this type of thing, it's really out of our jurisdiction".

Hedge fund managers agree. "My wife was putting out salt blocks for them!" said one Canaford portfolio manager. "Hell I called my ex-brother in law down in Mississippi and invited him and his shotgun up. I can't stand the guy, but someone has to take these deer out. The game commission said call the SEC! Who's in charge here?!"

While the Northeastern U.S. has seen a rapid increase in its deer population over the last decade, the ASPCA maintains this is a very serious threat.

Asked for comment, Alex Karpy stated his company is a very generous donor to the ASPCA and steadfastly denied all allegations of any questionable activity.

"Look, sure we do this kind of thing, but rest assured we take into account the best interest of the deer along with all flora and fauna in the area. Our deer don't eat, so how could they be eating bulb's out of gardens? That's ridiculous".

Palantar stock is up 4% on the day.
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-Genius! I thought I was the English major here at ET
 
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