BCOV IS THE GUMMY OF THE DAY!!!
Can You Imagine stonedinvestor vs Kitty Wax?
Elizabeth Warren: Mr stoned investor? Is that right?
Yes Sir.
EW: Excuse me?
I'm sorry Yes Mam!...I just saw this documentary about a trans guy forgive me.. It was about the Dale a 3 wheeled car.
EW: A 3 Wheeled Car?
Yes Ma'm
EW: But you are here to testify against Kitty Paws Is that correct.?
I am against everyone on the internet who uses Kitty as a surname...
EW: What do you think should happen to Robin Hood Investors?
They need help. My son is 17 and he has a friend in Brooklyn who has been buying virtual currency called Dodji Coin and he is buying it for free through Robin Hood. He also bought stock in Nokia. He knows nothing about anything-- it has become a game likes sports gambling. And now kids that are supposed to be virtual learning are instead buying stock and options for free.
EW: What should we do?
All trades should be $10. And Options should cost more.
EW: Ok good idea... is there anything else you would like to say.
In 1984 a UFO was spotted above I 84 Watterbury Ct. A clear picture was taken. I would like that UFO to return.
Continued:
EW: You realize this is not a joking matter?
SI: Yes sir, I mean maam.
EW: What is Gummy Bear Advisors Mr. Stoney?
SI: Its nothing, we chat on ET. I bought the website from Go-Daddy.
EW: Who is Van?
SI: He's an idiot.
EW: You realize I also sit on the Senate Intel committee. Is GBA associated with the Russians?
SI: (wtf) ... "huh?"
EW: Who is Nasstassia and Yulia?
SI: Just some hot babes from YouTube.
EW: Are you a Russian Mr Stoney?
SI: Are you a Cherokee?
EW: (Gavel slams) "You sir are now in contempt of Congress!"
SI: Whatever. I do have one last question.
EW: Go ahead.
SI: Will you reach across the aisle and urge The Turtle to legalize weed?
EW: Mr Stoney... you're excused. Sergeant at Arms, please escort the witness out."