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How Do They Control My power! I'm flipping switches like crazy here probably fucking everything up. My Mac laptop is about to run out of power. Can't go inside I'll get yelled at...
 
Mad crazy Van what is the story- When I look at it just befoRE it was flat but mAYBE HALTED?
I'd hate to think I missed this


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stonedinvestor said:
It came back on magically but now my wife is yelling at me.. Of course I'm going to freak out! Common'
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maybe i follow this thread too closely---let me get this straight. you hear that a beautiful jewelry model is coming over, so naturally you put on tight blue pants and a fancy swiss watch at which point your wife rolls her eyes. you make a clumsy handshake and note the super-soft touch of said model... then suddenly, a power failure, lights out, ukraine-russia-nukes- the world is ending! i think under similar circumstances, my wife would not give me the benefit of the doubt
 
stonedinvestor said:
Mad crazy Van what is the story- When I look at it just befoRE it was flat but mAYBE HALTED?
I'd hate to think I missed this


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:D:D
I was just gonna post that.
That's why you gotta wake up at 4AM

Hey the good news, other than that, is apparently whenever they rewired your building, I assume it's pretty old and its been rewired at least once, your refrigerator is running on someone else's power bill. :thumbsup:
 
unconventional wisdom said:
maybe i follow this thread too closely---let me get this straight. you hear that a beautiful jewelry model is coming over, so naturally you put on tight blue pants and a fancy swiss watch at which point your wife rolls her eyes. you make a clumsy handshake and note the super-soft touch of said model... then suddenly, a power failure, lights out, ukraine-russia-nukes- the world is ending! i think under similar circumstances, my wife would not give me the benefit of the doubt
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:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
Too funny!
You left out his 9AM masturbation hour though.
 
unconventional wisdom said:
maybe i follow this thread too closely---let me get this straight. you hear that a beautiful jewelry model is coming over, so naturally you put on tight blue pants and a fancy swiss watch at which point your wife rolls her eyes. you make a clumsy handshake and note the super-soft touch of said model... then suddenly, a power failure, lights out, ukraine-russia-nukes- the world is ending! i think under similar circumstances, my wife would not give me the benefit of the doubt
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Please help me! You won't believe the madness. This time the lights go out in the whole apt except the the kitchen- My bedroom dark where I'm hiding from the photo shoot because said model is not wearing pants!. So I go next door an BAM BAM BAM I slam the door with my fists and it's on...

Super came up and fixed it somehow from somewhere else in the building? Lights flickered before stabilizing.

Worker next door is terrified of me and I think he reported me- I didn't threaten anyone I said Cut The shit! Or Cut the crap! ->Not cut the power!
 
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