Stoney!!!!
The Barbie Movie? !
Really?
Ken in pink? Whaaatever.
Mattel should be smart and keep their product line balanced, as to not piss off and get boycotted by the 1/2 of America that frowns on this type of brainwashing.
Hmmm.
I'll let you be my agent for this one. I'm sure you could use a few extra $'s after your China week disaster.
In steps General VZ (★★★★)
Call Mattel and tell them your boss has penned a script for a new GI Joe movie to appeal to the Right and keep revenues up.
__________GI Joe 2023____________
Joe is now 58, he just got promoted to Army Chief of Staff, but unbeknownst to Congress, Joe is secretly on the payroll of far right leaning tech billionaire Geeter Peel and his clandestine defense contracting company---Sauren.
Joe's first order of business is restoring "don't ask don't tell".
The media of course goes nuts, and in the fog of the planned frenzy, while no one is watching, Joe loads up 5 troop carriers with the most bad-ass soldiers the Army has... real Rambo type men's men, the list provided by his lifelong loyal confidant--- Master Sergeant "Red" Dickson.
The mission---- beat China to the punch and invade Taiwan first. Peel secretly wants control of TSM's wafer fabs because Sauren's researchers have developed a new technology they have dubbed AI-ee2. Diabolical and deadly.
We open scene one in a rundown FL shanty strewn with empty cans of Bud Light and Popov Vodka bottles, a mile from the beach where an unemployed, self-professed HF manager is on the phone screaming anxiously at his former boss in NY, and our soon to be super-hero, Lefty McStoney, that he's spotted nefarious put buying on NVDA and this is his big chance to make a comeback. He needs money bad after a (rain) storm wiped out everything he had. McStoney listens intently, hangs up and speed-dials his world renowned psychic advisor... the great VZ.
More to follow.
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Actually Stoney... I like the thesis. I'll look at Mattel this weekend.
