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Yesterday I had acupuncture and it was so embarrassing. We were going through my symptoms and I volunteered that maybe I had an infection in my testicles (right one) Infection is my answer to everything. And the very nice girl who takes care of me and my wife with the needles she asks " When is the last time you had sex? "

" Probably a year ago. "

" When is the last time you masturbated? "

" Oh yesterday or was it today? "

and the time before that?

" day before that...."

Silence.
 
I think so--- Here is the deal.. I am feeling crazy and want a huge winner. And I just don't think the hype is dead here with the AMZN sales starting end of Dec.

Now my detective side says who signs a deal that starts after the holiday season-- that seems fishy... But soon everyone will be able to order these and if it takes off on college campuses we are going to have another Red Bull on our hands.

So far I have played this well>

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stonedinvestor said:
Yesterday I had acupuncture and it was so embarrassing. We were going through my symptoms and I volunteered that maybe I had an infection in my testicles (right one) Infection is my answer to everything. And the very nice girl who takes care of me and my wife with the needles she asks " When is the last time you had sex? "

" Probably a year ago. "

" When is the last time you masturbated? "

" Oh yesterday or was it today? "

and the time before that?

" day before that...."

Silence.
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I don’t understand unless you are both mutually agreed to celibacy. It sure has nothing to do with age because you are more young hearted, not bitter and quite jollier than most fifty year olds!


I see a 75 year old with his Venezuelan girl at the gym. She gropes the hell out of the poor rich man :)
 
TrailerParkTed said:
I don’t understand unless you are both mutually agreed to celibacy. It sure has nothing to do with age because you are more young hearted, not bitter and quite jollier than most fifty year olds!


I see a 75 year old with his Venezuelan girl at the gym. She gropes the hell out of the poor rich man :)
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It is a strange thing. My wife and I have been together since college. Mid 1980's. Since the dreaded hot flashes and menopause, the sex life has been a gonner. I kind of blame myself.

I have a strong distaste of lubricants. It's a mental thing. I just expect girls to be excited by me just being there.. and I have to look in the mirror, I'm not the handsome guy I used to be. I'm still very interesting looking, but not devastatingly handsome which I was.
 
stonedinvestor said:
It is a strange thing. My wife and I have been together since college. Mid 1980's. Since the dreaded hot flashes and menopause, the sex life has been a gonner. I kind of blame myself.

I have a strong distaste of lubricants. It's a mental thing. I just expect girls to be excited by me just being there.. and I have to look in the mirror, I'm not the handsome guy I used to be. I'm still very interesting looking, but not devastatingly handsome which I was.
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Woman can dry after menopause, next step is the Love Making Lizard King! Stoney are you as rock hard as when you were 17? You’re a handsome devil, no excuses! Trading is harder than sex or is it?
 
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