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[poopy]

I already taught Stoney about GARP... he even used it last week.
Climb the wall of worry but beware uncertainty.

I think Joe's gonna win. Uncertainty is gone. Up we go. GME, TSLA, Bitcoin.... all heading north. Maga!

I don't think he meets PDT. I would bet my life the dude is either inactive or unprofitable.

GARP is hero or zero beta.

 

[vanzandt]

I don't think he meets PDT. I would bet my life the dude is either inactive or unprofitable.

GARP is hero or zero beta.

To be 100% real, I don't think he does either in his personal account, I mean he gives us 10 minute delayed quotes from Yahoo. But he does have Big Pete in FL pushing (allegedly) $11MM around.

Pretty sure there's 3 entities that log in here under his name. Him, Pete, and Stoney Jr.

You can tell after after a while. Big Pete and Jr. are always nasty. Pete's not the brightest when it comes to fundamentals, maybe that's a hedge fund thing since I think he plays momo stocks... and Jr. obviously posts from a phone. One without spell-check.

 

[poopy]

If he has access to 11MM I will shit in my hat and eat it.

He's a shitty liar. Talks about 250 share size.

 

[vanzandt]

If he has access to 11MM I will shit in my hat and eat it.

It's called a silver spoon D-man.

 

[poopy]

It's called a silver spoon D-man.

Not in this case. I've never met anyone wealthy (F2F) with an online presence that talks about traveling and entertaining. He's 100% false. "entertaining 30 people" while the dude looks transient.

I know most of the wealthy guys on here and you'd never know unless you've met them.

My granddad told me that if you're going to steal... steal big. He's talking about total piker size. Access to some hedge fund. Fcking please. Pikers are incapable of trading or even posturing legit size. It's not in their makeup.

 

[vanzandt]

I know most of the wealthy guys on here and you'd never know unless you've met them.

Other than you of course.
But someone has to do it.

 

[poopy]

Other than you of course.

I don't talk about money other than posting runs. I came from enough money (Hubbard Woods/Winnetka) to spot a fake; trading knowledge or not.

 

[vanzandt]

It's funny how it works. I'll go to the store and stand there doing mathematical gymnastics in my head trying to figure out if this week's tuna per ounce is cheaper than this week's mackeral per ounce for Muttley's dog food... to save $0.08/ounce on 20 cans.... and then walk out and slip the homeless person a Jackson because I promised them I would on the way in.

 

[poopy]

<<<<<<<<<< SPECIAL BETTING INSERT >>>>>>>>>>>>

-Warning I am on a horrible cold steak in sports betting. Really bad. It can only get better and I think I have a good feel for today... so here we go:

PADRES -1.5 & Orioles -1.5 I'm thinking it's worth the risk to couple.

NATS ML

TIGERS ML

TWINS ML

AND IN THE Seattle vs Blue Jays game a special same game parlay... I'm still working on it but
Seattle ML & The Under... and something with the Seattle Pitcher Kirby... maybe outs not K's
(a lot of ground balls) I see a low scoring game.

Pays -1.5 for HFA. You suck at life. Losing weekend and raped on the ML. What do you expect?

 

[vanzandt]

I don't talk about money other than posting runs. I came from enough money (Hubbard Woods/Winnetka) to spot a fake; trading knowledge or not.

I thought you came up poor, and then dazzled everyone early on with your mathematical skills. In Chicago.