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Security

DASH - Doordash Inc Class A Common Stock

Account

Self-Directed (...)

Action

Sell

Order type

Limit $126.15

Quantity

XXX

Time in force

Day

Status

Fully executed

Order number

W

Order time/date

3:48 PM ET 02/15/2024
 
https://www.coindesk.com/markets/20...ls-coinbase-shares-for-first-time-in-a-month/


“…
ARK Invest, the Cathie Wood-run investment vehicle, sold Coinbase (COIN) stock for the first time in a month on Wednesday, a day before the crypto exchange was due to report fourth-quarter earnings.

ARK sold $34.3 million worth of shares from three different funds, according to an emailed daily trading report. The last time it reported selling the stock was Jan. 11….”
 
NOBODY IS GOING TO ARGUE WITH $50 UPSIDE ON A TRADE BUT COIN WENT ON TO TOUCH $150.

NOW IT HAS CRASHED.

BUT I THINK THE BIGGER POINT AND WHAT YOU GUYS LIKE BEST IS THE FACT THAT WHEN THE NEWS FIRST CAME OUT ABOUT THE INDEXES I TOLD YOU ALL IT WAS BAD NEWS FOR COIN NOT GOOD NEWS// THAT IS WHY WE FIRST SHORTED THIS NAME ALL THE WAY DOWN TO $73! :sneaky:

INCREDIBLE TWO WAY CALL!~ AND NOW THE CHILDREN ARE E-MAILING ME ABOUT THIS COIN AND I SAY STAY AWAY-!

MY SOURCES SAY THEY HAVE $1B MORE IN OUTFLOWS THAN INFLOWS...
TIC TIC BOOM!:fistbump:
Stoney,
Once again, I am having to field angry emails from loyal readers that sold COIN because of your "sources".

One read:

"Van.. you told us to hold COIN, but when Stoney made this ridiculous post, you didn't call him out!"


Guilty as charged. But in my defense, he makes so many unresearched calls... for the most part I just let them go. I sincerely apologize to all the readers for not standing my ground and saying "No Stoney... the chart says COIN is going back up." It was my bad.

1.5 weeks later:
COIN: $117--->$189 :rolleyes:
 
Stoney,
Once again, I am having to field angry emails from loyal readers that sold COIN because of your "sources".

One read:

"Van.. you told us to hold COIN, but when Stoney made this ridiculous post, you didn't call him out!"


Guilty as charged. But in my defense, he makes so many unresearched calls... for the most part I just let them go. I sincerely apologize to all the readers for not standing my ground and saying "No Stoney... the chart says COIN is going back up." It was my bad.

1.5 weeks later:
COIN: $117--->$189 :rolleyes:
Don't worry Stoney, 6 years from now if Bitcoin goes to zero, you can have a "psychological win".

Bill Ackman claims delayed victory over Herbalife after stock’s 32% plunge to 14-year low: ‘A very good day for my psychological short’
BYCarmen Reinicke, Monique Mulima and Bloomberg


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Bill Ackman.

Pershing Square’s Bill Ackman folded on his short bet against Herbalife Ltd nearly six years ago but he’s calling Thursday’s record tumble a win.

“It is a very good day for my psychological short on Herbalife,” Ackman said in a post on X.


This must be like Stoney's "psychological" paper trades. Because we all know he shorted TWLO and went long MNDY. :rolleyes:
 
Trade Desk options imply 9.4% move in share price post-earnings » 14:04 TTD

I could see that being DOWN

DoorDash options imply 7.4% move in share price post-earnings » 14:34 DASH

This will be UP
WRONG AND WRONG
TTD up 20%!
DASH down $8.62
OUCH!

There goes your "Bill Ackman fantasy" 11 in a row.
And I didn't even look at the other 20 stocks you post today... in your hopes of being right on a few so you could claim 13-0.
As one reader told me... "We have Stoney's bs figured out."
"Keep up the good work Van!"
:D
 
Gooooooooooood Morning $tonedinvestors.

Traveling to the edge of the cloud.



Company Profile
FSLY

Fastly, Inc. operates an edge cloud platform for processing, serving, and securing its customer’s applications in the United States, the Asia Pacific, Europe, and internationally. The edge cloud is a category of Infrastructure as a Service that enables developers to build, secure, and deliver digital experiences at the edge of the internet. It is a programmable platform designed for web and application delivery. The company offers Compute@Edge; network services to speed up and optimize the delivery of web and application traffic; device detection and geolocation; content delivery network, such as dynamic site acceleration, origin shield, instant purge, surrogate keys, programmatic control, content compression, reliability, and modern protocols and performance services; and streaming solutions and services, including live streaming and media shield. It also provides edge security solutions, such as DDoS protection, next-gen WAF, bot protection, API and ATO protection, advanced rate limiting, and compliance services; transport layer security (TLS) and platform TLS; and origin connect. In addition, the company offers edge applications, such as load balancers and image optimizers; video on demand; and edge delivery services. It serves customers operating in digital publishing, media and entertainment, technology, online retail and education, SaaS, travel and hospitality, and financial services industries. The company was formerly known as SkyCache, Inc. and changed its name to Fastly, Inc. in May 2012. Fastly, Inc. was incorporated in 2011 and is headquartered in San Francisco, California.

No I do not understand any of that!

Stk got creamed yesterday... worth grabbing some down here?
 
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