Gazprom seals $2.5bn Nigeria deal

I hope they do a public offering so I can buy some shares of that company. It would be great if i could tell everyone i own a bunch of nigaz. Even better if they paid dividends and I could say "my nigaz works hard to make me money"
 
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I hope they do a public offering so I can buy some shares of that company. It would be great if i could tell everyone i own a bunch of nigaz. Even better if they paid dividends and I could say "my nigaz works hard to make me money"

imagine someone calling directory assistance - "nigaz, please"
 
"Today, I done sold all my Nigaz."

"Nigaz is cheap right now, buy a boatload!"

I expect they'll change the name ASAP.
 
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