Gabfly is Dead

AK Forty Seven · Aug 22, 2011

Quote from Mercor:

I don't think all your newly married LGBT friends would appreciate your hate talk about the way they show their love for each other.

I don't think your fellow god fearing christians would appreciate your fellow conservatives like 3770OHS hate threads about ET members dieing or Lucrum and Pspr posts hoping for the assassination of the President

gastropod · Aug 22, 2011

Quote from AK Forty Seven:

I don't think your fellow god fearing christians would appreciate your fellow conservatives like 3770OHS hate threads about ET members dieing or Lucrum and Pspr posts hoping for the assassination of the President

You are intentionally being obtuse here! They just want the "him" to meet and be with his maker!

Relax...I am only kidding. Geesh, I must be getting old! Usually I would just string you along, because trolling with you taking the bait is so much fun :-)

Lucrum · Aug 22, 2011

Quote from AK Forty Seven:

I don't think your fellow god fearing christians would appreciate your fellow conservatives like 3770OHS hate threads about ET members dieing or Lucrum and Pspr posts hoping for the assassination of the President

pspr · Aug 22, 2011

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Quote from AK Forty Seven:

I don't think your fellow god fearing christians would appreciate your fellow conservatives like 3770OHS hate threads about ET members dieing or Lucrum and Pspr posts hoping for the assassination of the President
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Quote from Lucrum:

Tell our stupid friend, AK 54, that I wasn't hoping for the assassination of Obama. I just was hoping he had immediate access to a handgun in the White House in case he wanted to take matters into his own hands as his presidency spirals out of control. That's not assassination, AJ. We know that Obama likes to have all options available to him.

Besides, AJ, what's with your user name being the weapon of choice of terrorists? Does that reflect your sympathys?

Operation Win · Aug 22, 2011

Quote from AK Forty Seven:

In other news 377OHMS's mom still takes it up the ass for 30 bucks a pop .On the first of the month you can get a discount

My new go-to insult.

Max E. · Aug 22, 2011

Quote from Maverick74:

Don't forget tinkerbell.

Tinkerbell may be hard to get rid of as there is differeing levels of trolls in the troll kingdown.

At the very top you have the genuine sociopaths, these are the guys who actually derive incredible pleasure from pissing people off, they most likely had some kind of traumatising even happen to them as a child, and now get great satisfaction from making people angry. These are the types of people who would double park in a Handicap space, or if they found a set of keys someone dropped on the ground, they would throw them in the garbage, or even stick their foot out and trip a little kid who is running by.

Optional777, and Tinkerbell are on this level, Basically the only way Tinkerbell will leave is through death or imprisonment, like optional777.

The second level of trolling is a guy like Gabfly1, he spent his whole life thinking he is some kind of genius, and everyone who disagrees with him is an idiot. Id imagine he worked some corporate job in a cubicle all his life, and watched the people around him being promoted, while he was stuck in the same spot year after year, becoming more and more vindictive, as he constantly consoled himself by telling himself that he was smarter than everyone around him. This kind of troll will even go to moderators and tell them that an entire section of users are wrong, and he is right.
While it was incredibly difficult to get rid of a troll like Gabfly1 i think we may have finally accomplished it through 10 years of constantly abusing him.

Thirdly you have the bottom of the barrell trolls like Range Rover, and that period boy, they really dont know anything, except for what a couple of marxist professors taught them before they dropped out of school, because everyone around them ws making fun of them. they are marginally employed, most likely at a McDonalds, or as a Hotel clerk, and they really have no ambition in life. They have been told how smart they are by marxist professors, every time they spew the mnarxist nonsense they have been taught, and thus believe everything they spew is pure genius, even though they have very little experience in life. (Sometimes these trolls get motivated and make it to the second level of trolling.)

These types of trolls are easiest to get rid of, since they have very little self esteem left from so many years of being bullied while in school. We have witnessed this already with the hasty exit of period boy, omegapoint, and dr. zhivokda when lucrum pushed them over the edge, and also with the exit of Range Rover, unfortunately however we didnt do the job properly the first time, because Range Rover came back.

377OHMS · Aug 22, 2011

Quote from Max E. Pad:

Tinkerbell may be hard to get rid of as there is differeing levels of trolls in the troll kingdown.

At the very top you have the genuine sociopaths, these are the guys who actually derive incredible pleasure from pissing people off, they most likely had some kind of traumatising even happen to them as a child, and now get great satisfaction from making people angry. These are the types of people who would double park in a Handicap space, or if they found a set of keys someone dropped on the ground, they would throw them in the garbage, or even stick their foot out and trip a little kid who is running by.

Optional777, and Tinkerbell are on this level, Basically the only way Tinkerbell will leave is through death or imprisonment, like optional777.

The second level of trolling is a guy like Gabfly1, he spent his whole life thinking he is some kind of genius, and everyone who disagrees with him is an idiot. Id imagine he worked some corporate job in a cubicle all his life, and watched the people around him being promoted, while he was stuck in the same spot year after year, becoming more and more vindictive, as he constantly consoled himself by telling himself that he was smarter than everyone around him. This kind of troll will even go to moderators and tell them that an entire section of users are wrong, and he is right.
While it was incredibly difficult to get rid of a troll like Gabfly1 i think we may have finally accomplished it through 10 years of constantly abusing him.

Thirdly you have the bottom of the barrell trolls like Range Rover, and that period boy, they really dont know anything, except for what a couple of marxist professors taught them before they dropped out of school, because everyone around them ws making fun of them. they are marginally employed, most likely at a McDonalds, or as a Hotel clerk, and they really have no ambition in life. They have been told how smart they are by marxist professors, every time they spew the mnarxist nonsense they have been taught, and thus believe everything they spew is pure genius, even though they have very little experience in life. (Sometimes these trolls get motivated and make it to the second level of trolling.)

These types of trolls are easiest to get rid of, since they have very little self esteem left from so many years of being bullied while in school. We have witnessed this already with the hasty exit of period boy, omegapoint, and dr. zhivokda when lucrum pushed them over the edge, and also with the exit of Range Rover, unfortunately however we didnt do the job properly the first time, because Range Rover came back.

Ah yes, dot-boy.

I knew he was gonna crack when people started demanding fresh towels lol.

gastropod · Aug 22, 2011

Quote from Max E. Pad:

Tinkerbell may be hard to get rid of as there is differeing levels of trolls in the troll kingdown.

At the very top you have the genuine sociopaths, these are the guys who actually derive incredible pleasure from pissing people off, they most likely had some kind of traumatising even happen to them as a child, and now get great satisfaction from making people angry. These are the types of people who would double park in a Handicap space, or if they found a set of keys someone dropped on the ground, they would throw them in the garbage, or even stick their foot out and trip a little kid who is running by.

Optional777, and Tinkerbell are on this level, Basically the only way Tinkerbell will leave is through death or imprisonment, like optional777.

The second level of trolling is a guy like Gabfly1, he spent his whole life thinking he is some kind of genius, and everyone who disagrees with him is an idiot. Id imagine he worked some corporate job in a cubicle all his life, and watched the people around him being promoted, while he was stuck in the same spot year after year, becoming more and more vindictive, as he constantly consoled himself by telling himself that he was smarter than everyone around him. This kind of troll will even go to moderators and tell them that an entire section of users are wrong, and he is right.
While it was incredibly difficult to get rid of a troll like Gabfly1 i think we may have finally accomplished it through 10 years of constantly abusing him.

Thirdly you have the bottom of the barrell trolls like Range Rover, and that period boy, they really dont know anything, except for what a couple of marxist professors taught them before they dropped out of school, because everyone around them ws making fun of them. they are marginally employed, most likely at a McDonalds, or as a Hotel clerk, and they really have no ambition in life. They have been told how smart they are by marxist professors, every time they spew the mnarxist nonsense they have been taught, and thus believe everything they spew is pure genius, even though they have very little experience in life. (Sometimes these trolls get motivated and make it to the second level of trolling.)

These types of trolls are easiest to get rid of, since they have very little self esteem left from so many years of being bullied while in school. We have witnessed this already with the hasty exit of period boy, omegapoint, and dr. zhivokda when lucrum pushed them over the edge, and also with the exit of Range Rover, unfortunately however we didnt do the job properly the first time, because Range Rover came back.

Huh, I must be some kind of weirdo in between....I REALLY like pissing off the people you describe as "bottom of the barrel" trollers...am I a sociopath...the world may never know ;-)

denner · Aug 22, 2011

Quote from Max E. Pad:

Tinkerbell may be hard to get rid of as there is differeing levels of trolls in the troll kingdown.

At the very top you have the genuine sociopaths, these are the guys who actually derive incredible pleasure from pissing people off, they most likely had some kind of traumatising even happen to them as a child, and now get great satisfaction from making people angry. These are the types of people who would double park in a Handicap space, or if they found a set of keys someone dropped on the ground, they would throw them in the garbage, or even stick their foot out and trip a little kid who is running by.

Optional777, and Tinkerbell are on this level, Basically the only way Tinkerbell will leave is through death or imprisonment, like optional777.

The second level of trolling is a guy like Gabfly1, he spent his whole life thinking he is some kind of genius, and everyone who disagrees with him is an idiot. Id imagine he worked some corporate job in a cubicle all his life, and watched the people around him being promoted, while he was stuck in the same spot year after year, becoming more and more vindictive, as he constantly consoled himself by telling himself that he was smarter than everyone around him. This kind of troll will even go to moderators and tell them that an entire section of users are wrong, and he is right.
While it was incredibly difficult to get rid of a troll like Gabfly1 i think we may have finally accomplished it through 10 years of constantly abusing him.

Thirdly you have the bottom of the barrell trolls like Range Rover, and that period boy, they really dont know anything, except for what a couple of marxist professors taught them before they dropped out of school, because everyone around them ws making fun of them. they are marginally employed, most likely at a McDonalds, or as a Hotel clerk, and they really have no ambition in life. They have been told how smart they are by marxist professors, every time they spew the mnarxist nonsense they have been taught, and thus believe everything they spew is pure genius, even though they have very little experience in life. (Sometimes these trolls get motivated and make it to the second level of trolling.)

These types of trolls are easiest to get rid of, since they have very little self esteem left from so many years of being bullied while in school. We have witnessed this already with the hasty exit of period boy, omegapoint, and dr. zhivokda when lucrum pushed them over the edge, and also with the exit of Range Rover, unfortunately however we didnt do the job properly the first time, because Range Rover came back.

Fantastic write-up.

I picture Gayfly as a sort of "Les Nesman" from WKRP...the consummate anal retentive geek who harbors alot of passive-aggressiveness. Much of the time it simply manifests itself in his obsessive fixation on grammar and spelling. And yes, he obviously believes that he is smarter than everyone else. That's also the sort of thing you find amongst the East Coast liberal elitists (aka academia).

AK Forty Seven · Aug 22, 2011

Quote from Max E. Pad:

Tinkerbell may be hard to get rid of as there is differeing levels of trolls in the troll kingdown.

At the very top you have the genuine sociopaths, these are the guys who actually derive incredible pleasure from pissing people off, they most likely had some kind of traumatising even happen to them as a child, and now get great satisfaction from making people angry. These are the types of people who would double park in a Handicap space, or if they found a set of keys someone dropped on the ground, they would throw them in the garbage, or even stick their foot out and trip a little kid who is running by.

Optional777, and Tinkerbell are on this level, Basically the only way Tinkerbell will leave is through death or imprisonment, like optional777.

The second level of trolling is a guy like Gabfly1, he spent his whole life thinking he is some kind of genius, and everyone who disagrees with him is an idiot. Id imagine he worked some corporate job in a cubicle all his life, and watched the people around him being promoted, while he was stuck in the same spot year after year, becoming more and more vindictive, as he constantly consoled himself by telling himself that he was smarter than everyone around him. This kind of troll will even go to moderators and tell them that an entire section of users are wrong, and he is right.
While it was incredibly difficult to get rid of a troll like Gabfly1 i think we may have finally accomplished it through 10 years of constantly abusing him.

Thirdly you have the bottom of the barrell trolls like Range Rover, and that period boy, they really dont know anything, except for what a couple of marxist professors taught them before they dropped out of school, because everyone around them ws making fun of them. they are marginally employed, most likely at a McDonalds, or as a Hotel clerk, and they really have no ambition in life. They have been told how smart they are by marxist professors, every time they spew the mnarxist nonsense they have been taught, and thus believe everything they spew is pure genius, even though they have very little experience in life. (Sometimes these trolls get motivated and make it to the second level of trolling.)

These types of trolls are easiest to get rid of, since they have very little self esteem left from so many years of being bullied while in school. We have witnessed this already with the hasty exit of period boy, omegapoint, and dr. zhivokda when lucrum pushed them over the edge, and also with the exit of Range Rover, unfortunately however we didnt do the job properly the first time, because Range Rover came back.

And then there are wannabe amateur physiologists with bloody menstrual pad fetishes...I'll leave that to the imagination