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I JUST GAT BACK FROM WAKING IN A CRACK HOUSE 11 minutes ago
After sunday nights news I drank heavily, and drank some more, i ran out of liquor and stumbled to the liquor store
I screamed while downing a bottle of wild turkey in the alley
I awoke just an hour or so ago in some crack house totally naked on a thin stained mattress on the floor, empty bottles thrown about, a crack pipe on the floor nearby, and a large half naked black guy passed out on a broken chair
As i attempted to get up, and get my bearings as to what the hell happened I felt something running down my bare ass, I was shocked to see it was a mixture of some jelled substance, what appeared to be "man juice" and MY OWN BLOOD!
I am now certain i was anally raped over and over by this passed out black guy and several other passed out druggies I stepped over getting the hell out of there!
My ass is still tore up and the bleeding has subsided,
My question is, do I have a legal grounds to sue bsc, cramer for ending up in this nightmare with possible infection of some STD?
serious replies please
 
Another piece of advice for the guy contemplating suicide.

When I loose $ in the markets, I usually eat a tremendous amount of cheese then I run around the block in my socks, for some reason this really helps
 
I haven't sent payment to my broker on Friday trade

Buy of 1000 shares @ 35. He called me on it and I don't think it was suitable and don't plan on paying. I sent in a check via FedEx but was able to get the delivery canceled, something I didn't know was possible until I posted on here last night. He keeps leaving messages trying to sound calm, but they seem to become increasingly hostile. What are the possible ramifications of this?
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@#$% you, jerk! Why should middle class people pay their debts when it's obvious they've been swindled by the upper crust sleasze bag bastards that know exactly what they're doing when they rob us blind and cash their 20 million dollar bonus checks. And we're bailing them out. The middle class. It's about time we see that these bubbles aren't just coincidence. Why don't we deregulate some more industries. That's elite code for "bend over sucker"!
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How does Cramer still have a job ??

Didn't he say BSC was a buy on Friday ??

It's official....Cramer is the biggest clown on Wall St. !!!!
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Don't forget the BOOO-yah!

Another question: How does this President still have a job?
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My wife just ran off with a black man
I margined my entire account fully to try to get enough to pay down my mortgage, now I have 575K in mortgage debt, and a $270,000 margin call. My wife said she's had it. What do I do now?
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Take a movie of your wife @#$%ing the black dude and sell it on line.
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Ask her if you can watch.
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Put your cock in the garbage disposal.
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SHE Didn't RUN OFF Because of MONEY.....Catch My DRIFT !!
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I Just Cut Off My Own Penis!

Just felt I had to do it after losing my life savings and my equity in my house... I simply had no choice...

I laid my penis across the kitchen table and one huge whack with a small hatchett was all it took...

Left my penis on the kitchen table thinking my wife can at least have something for breakfast since we ran out of groceries yesterday...

Grabbed my laptop, slammed the front door and haven't looked back... As I sit here under the street lamp tapped into someone's wifi, I know I have to take a whiz but don't even know if I have to squat nowadays or if I can still stand up to drain what used to be the big guy...

Going to apply for a job with the traveling circus tomorrow and bill myself as "The Dickless Blunder"...
 
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