Funny posts on BSC.PK Yahoo! Msg Board

[The Kin]

Freakn Cramer did it again--Boooo-Ya
The Fed just imposed COMMUNISM - 3/16/2008
I'M HOLDING 3000 SHARES @55.00

SOME ONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply:

What do you want? A Fed Bailout? Are you an investment bank?

Bush is still laughing
8 BILLION LOST IN 2 DAYS
Bear Stearns Puts Could be worthless
I Bought 1000 Share on Friday...

Used my Daughters College fund...

What will I do now?????

She saved it up for 14 years!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply:

You only had enough for one year of college, anyway.

TELL HER ABOUT THE WONDERFUL MONEY TO BE MADE IN PROSTITUTION OR POLE DANCING

send her over to Spitzer College

Blame the Liberal Democrats!!!
Sue Hererra has best body of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont worry ,Bush is on top of the situation
CAN COMMON-HOLDERS SUE TO BLOCK BUYOUT ?
Maybe Jews and Muslims working together now. Damm Bush and Chaney.
Havent had a sleepless nite like this since 2000
Jim Cramer opinion on BSC - March 11
Bernanke Playing "Whack the Mole"

"March 17 (Bloomberg) -- Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke may be facing something worse than a loss of personal credibility on Wall Street and in Washington: waning faith in the ability of the institution he leads to turn around the economy and the financial markets anytime soon.

Bernanke has reached deep into the Fed's toolkit to come up with innovative ways to head off a recession and restore some calm in credit markets. While many have initially been greeted with rallies in stocks, cumulatively they haven't yet had lasting impact on bringing down credit costs and setting the stage for economic recovery.

``The Fed has been playing the equivalent of Whac-A-Mole as financial turmoil keeps cropping up in new and unexpected places,'' says former Fed Vice Chairman Alan Blinder, referring to the arcade game where players try to hammer down plastic critters that randomly pop out of holes. ``Yet many of the problems facing us are beyond its reach.'' Bloomberg.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=2...

I AM NOT PAYING MY MARGIN DEBT! POOR BROKER!!!

Dear Ameritrade,

Wow you guys have a mess on your hands! How many people do you have upside down in their accounts today! hahahaha

Well I just wanted to let you know..I dont own a house, dont have a job, and no money as soon as pre-market opens and my account turns from green to negative $33,000.

You dumbasses should never have allowed me to hold $35,000 of BSC over the weekend. (I know, I cant believe I let myself do it either) oppps....sorry!

So I just wanted to let you know I am changing my phone number right now, and closing my PO box in just a few hours.

Well goodnight!

SICK SICK WORLD!
Erin, Maria or Michelle?
Remember McCain admitted he doesn't know anything about economics!
Cramer says hold Bear Sterns,
futures down 745 on dow and 231 on the naz

is my guess on this right now

LoL. Not too different from Elite Trader. kidding kidding..

 

[mschey]

Some real pricks in the world.

 

[axehawk]

I bought 4500 shares @ $33.50 on Friday. I am nervous.


reply

Why would buy BSC @$33.50???

Because I got to call in a say BOOOYYAAHHH!!! Cramer rules!

Fuckin priceless.

 

[axehawk]

some titles of funny BSC threads...

TIME TO WHORE THE WIFE OUT
by dependundergarmen... [4 minutes ago]

CNBC: BSC Breakup value=$20+/shr,yet Bush Admin forces $2/shr...
by csco_to_50 [4 minutes ago]

BUSH "On top of the situation"
by hoffmanguy987 [5 minutes ago]

OK..Dead cat bounce
by trader_2_day [4 minutes ago] Not rated 0 4 minutes ago
by trader_2_day

ARod is Buying BSC!?
by mtnstyne [4 minutes ago] Not rated 0

Just another MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
by frenchkiszz [5 minutes ago] Not rated 0

YOU ARE LEGALLY RETARDED IF YOU HAVEN'T SOLD
by somest0ckguy [5 minutes ago] Not rated 0

 

[axehawk]

Topics Avg Rating Replies Latest Post (ET)


NO WORRIES: OBAMA WILL TURN THIS AROUND.
by precious_pupps [14 second(s) ago]

Joe Lewis buying with both fists
by abaquadaqua67 [12 minutes ago]

Book Value 18 bucks & change
by panchofellar [2 minutes ago]

I am voting no.
by josheverist [11 minutes ago] Not rated 12 1 minute ago
by josheverist

Honestly, some of these guys should be writing for the comedy network.

 

[The Kin]

LoL


Pricelist.


Keep em coming.

 

[m22au]

From the BSC board:

Serious help please!!!

Should I continue reading this pathetic message board dialog, or surf my favorite porn sites? Any help would be appreciated.

 

[The Kin]

Serious Post- Contemplating Suicide
I AM STANDING ON THE LEDGE OF A 20 STORY BUILDING WITH MY LAPTOP. ...
Don't jump off a building. Enlist in the ARMY if your so damn
Thinking of ending it all?
SITUATIONAL DEPRESSION IS NORMAL AND TREATABLE

 

[HolyGrail]

Here is one.

I am standing on a 4 foot ladder ready to jump!!

Reply

You might want to hold a lit stick of dynamite while you jump.

This stuff is Gold.

 

[m22au]

Another one:

I MAY HAVE TO BECOME A MANWHORE TO MAKE UP LOSSES

and a reply:

You could likely get $20 for each trick, I doubt that you can live on $40 a year though.


This stuff is too funny ...