Funny or too risky joke?

Out of TP, just reach for some of this...

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An edgy choice.
 
Out of TP, just reach for some of this...

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Better than the toilet paper in the public toilet of my dad's office building when I was a kid. It was intentionally terrible to discourage the public from returning, think single ply greaseproof paper.
 
Fiber changes that landscape.

Even so, spreading the butt cheeks and keeping the muscle contractions to the minimum / just one final pinch helps..

I reckon some use it adaptively and others a dullard's standard amount of x meters every time. Probably conservatives, of course. They even shite wrong. ;)
 
So, you can actually be funny. This was a good one. Perhaps went a bit far but would still play well in most standup comedy clubs.

Is she black? Tell her she is being racist for not using the bidet like Japan intended her to do. Shove a white cock up her ass, and shoot that whole "black girl toilet paper nonsense" out of her mouth.

"Black girl toilet paper". WTF is that?!?! That is the most racist thing I have read here in a long while!
 
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But she has no issue staying with you privileged white person (presumably) free of charge. I think it's a funny gesture but does not rise to being considered a good joke. What it surely is not is going too far. If she has an issue with this as well perhaps you should move her arrogant ass to a YWCA.

Yes she is black and from Louisiana.

She was trying to say she was a simple girl not used to rich people's fancy computerised robot shitters. It's not actually difficult to operate even without instructions, most people like it.
 
Especially when it's low quality dye.

Funny,21.00 is pretty expensive for 6 rolls of toilet paper though.

Im also thinking how do you know if your ass is fully clean with black toilet paper as the color closely matches shit.
 
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