Funny or too risky joke?

[Nobert]

Word.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

You can't go wrong with the Trump Promissory Note brand toilet paper,, as suggested by Tony Stark. It's sure to be a crowd pleaser.

 

[ph1l]

Yeah, it could cost sixty bucks shipping to here too bulky for free shipping.

Well I've ordered some.

Renova Ultra Soft 3-Ply Toilet Paper Rolls, Black https://a.co/d/65uUapn

You might want to put your plumber (and possibly your lawyer) on speed dial before installation.

 

[Bugenhagen]

You might want to put your plumber (and possibly your lawyer) on speed dial before installation.
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Yes I read through them, a lot are favourable too even if it's because they were the only Peper left during the pandemic as so expensive


Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
The only toilet paper left in the country
Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2020
I bought three packages of this toilet paper back on March 13th just as the great toilet paper crisis of 2020 began. It was the only toilet paper anywhere. That’s the only reason I’d ever spend this amount of money on mediocre toilet paper.
Cons:
- rolls are fairly small
- toilet papers in public bathroom stalls are softer
- it’s unnecessarily expensive
Pros:
- the scent was a bit strange at first (why does toilet paper need a scent?) I was worried about it irritating me down there, but thankfully, so far so good.

Regardless, I’m giving this 4 stars because during this Coronavirus pandemic, I’m grateful for this toilet paper ever being made. I’m even grateful that it’s incredibly expensive because at least people didn’t buy it out right away.

 

[Bugenhagen]

You can't go wrong with the Trump Promissory Note brand toilet paper,, as suggested by Tony Stark. It's sure to be a crowd pleaser.

What I really want is Spanish vocabulary toilet paper. There's a Chinese company that makes English language TP.

In truth however I just want to wipe my ass with the language as the irregular verbs are so many and I'm to old to learn it. While I prefer Latin Spanish to the ridiculous sounding Castillian Spanish I wish Portuguese was the dominant here, it's also very irregular but sounds better to me.

 

[Ricter]

Then tell her to use leaves, like they used to in the jungle when her black ancestors were alive.

Or, you can show her a deal at Amazon!


That is a great deal!

Cool, moist moss from deep in the Rocky Mountains is best.

 

[easymon1]

another no-no

 

[Bugenhagen]

Cool, moist moss from deep in the Rocky Mountains is best.

Has iodine, a natural antiseptic I hears.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Then tell her to use leaves, like they used to in the jungle when her black ancestors were alive.

And what do you think your ancestors used back in the day? Charmin?

 

[gwb-trading]

Yes I read through them, a lot are favourable too even if it's because they were the only Peper left during the pandemic as so expensive


Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
The only toilet paper left in the country
Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2020
I bought three packages of this toilet paper back on March 13th just as the great toilet paper crisis of 2020 began. It was the only toilet paper anywhere. That’s the only reason I’d ever spend this amount of money on mediocre toilet paper.
Cons:
- rolls are fairly small
- toilet papers in public bathroom stalls are softer
- it’s unnecessarily expensive
Pros:
- the scent was a bit strange at first (why does toilet paper need a scent?) I was worried about it irritating me down there, but thankfully, so far so good.

Regardless, I’m giving this 4 stars because during this Coronavirus pandemic, I’m grateful for this toilet paper ever being made. I’m even grateful that it’s incredibly expensive because at least people didn’t buy it out right away.

Out of TP, just reach for some of this...