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Bugenhagen

I'm torn.

A twenty year old friend of my daughter from the States is coming to visit us for a night again in Colombia. The last time she was here last week she had a bit of a meltdown since we have the fancy Japanese toilets and there was no toilet paper. Of course there was some under the sink, just she never looked.

Anyway she said "I just need ordinary black girl toilet paper!" a little bruskly when I told her there was a QR to scan for instructions.

So... I'm ordering from Amazon and I see they actually do sell black toilet paper..

Funny or not that funny?

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Bugenhagen said:
I'm torn.

A twenty year old friend of my daughter for the states is coming to visit us for a night again in Colombia. The last time she was here last week she had a bit of a meltdown since we have the fancy Japanese toilets and there was no toilet paper. Of course there was some under the sink, just she never looked.

Anyway she said "I just need ordinary black girl toilet paper!" a little bruskly when I told her there was a QR to scan for instructions.

So... I'm ordering from Amazon and I see they actually do sell black toilet paper..

Funny or not that funny?

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Is she black? Tell her she is being racist for not using the bidet like Japan intended her to do. Shove a white cock up her ass, and shoot that whole "black girl toilet paper nonsense" out of her mouth.

"Black girl toilet paper". WTF is that?!?! That is the most racist thing I have read here in a long while!
 
Overnight said:
Is she black? Tell her she is being racist for not using the bidet like Japan intended her to do. Shove a white cock up her ass, and shoot that whole "black girl toilet paper nonsense" out of her mouth.

"Black girl toilet paper". WTF is that?!?! That is the most racist thing I have read here in a long while!
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Yes she is black and from Louisiana.

She was trying to say she was a simple girl not used to rich people's fancy computerised robot shitters. It's not actually difficult to operate even without instructions, most people like it.
 
Bugenhagen said:
Yes she is black and from Louisiana.

She was trying to say she was a simple girl not used to rich people's fancy computerised robot shitters. It's not actually difficult to operate even without instructions, most people like it.
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Then tell her to use leaves, like they used to in the jungle when her black ancestors were alive.

Or, you can show her a deal at Amazon!


That is a great deal!
 
Overnight said:
Then tell her to use leaves, like they used to in the jungle when her black ancestors were alive.

Or, you can show her a deal at Amazon!


That is a great deal!
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Yeah, it could cost sixty bucks shipping to here :) too bulky for free shipping.

Well I've ordered some.

Renova Ultra Soft 3-Ply Toilet Paper Rolls, Black https://a.co/d/65uUapn
 
Overnight said:
By the way, I forgot to answer your OP topic title. Yes, it is too risky to do that, hehe. Sorry, got carried away on the whole idea of it.
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Yeah but it's you Overnight so I'll have to go on normal brain people humour for this ;)
 
Tony Stark said:
Funny,21.00 is pretty expensive for 6 rolls of toilet paper though.

Im also thinking how do you know if your ass is fully clean with black toilet paper as the color closely matches shit.
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Might need a black light. :)

I like the idea of being the guy with the fancy toilets AND made in Portugal TP.
 
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