"Funny conservative comedians." Now that's an oxymoron. 
To be a funny comedian you have to be willing to afflict the comfortable. Oops! That's exactly the opposite of conservatives, whose credo largely consists of comforting the already comfortable and afflicting the already afflicted. Plus conservatives are a very whiny bunch who love to play the victim card whenever the slightest criticism comes their way. Again: WAY unfunny.
Dennis Miller tried for a while, and he flopped. Some people think Rush Limbaugh is funny, which just proves what a profoundly humorless bunch they are.

To be a funny comedian you have to be willing to afflict the comfortable. Oops! That's exactly the opposite of conservatives, whose credo largely consists of comforting the already comfortable and afflicting the already afflicted. Plus conservatives are a very whiny bunch who love to play the victim card whenever the slightest criticism comes their way. Again: WAY unfunny.
Dennis Miller tried for a while, and he flopped. Some people think Rush Limbaugh is funny, which just proves what a profoundly humorless bunch they are.