This thread now reminds me of something else:
"Hi my names Steve"
[Everyone] "Hi Steve"
"Well I've been sober, I mean succesfully targeting risk, for 5 years straight now, but ...."
[Moderator] "Go on Steve. We're all in the same boat here."
"OK <chokes> Well: I lost 10% on Friday <breaks down into tears>"
[Moderator] "It's okay Steve <pats back> How many standard deviations was that?"
"About six <completely breaks down and starts sobbing> .... I just don't believe in the Gaussian distribution anymore <wails, cries and puts head in hands>"
[Moderator] "Thanks for sharing Steve. Who wants to go next?"
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