Hello Robert,
Your forum username is "globalarbtrader". What does it mean? Do you do any sort of arbitrage trading? (statistical arbitrage perhaps?)
Ah, now there is a story. Pull up a chair, maybe make yourself a nice cup of tea or coffee and get comfortable.
Way..... back in the late 1980's one of the pranks I used to play on my friends was creating a boot disk (we're talking 5.25 inch floppies here, young un's) that installed a simple piece of irritating malware (written in a BAT script, we're not talking serious coding abilities). I'd go round to their houses, get them to get me a 7 up or something cold, quickly boot up the computer let the disk do it's work and have the disk ejected before they came back. Cue hilarity when they try and turn on their PCs to play a classic game like Outrun or Elite.
(Incidentally, don't try this at home. Or only try it once per friend, since if you repeat the exercise you run quickly out of friends, or find that PC disk slots end up covered in hazard tape)
As any hacker knows, this is a 'trojan' in that it relies on the user letting the software be installed on their system, rather than a virus that sneaks in via the back door.
Then in 1992 I went to Cambridge University to study computer science, where there was famously the worlds first webcam, the
Trojan room coffee pot. I dropped out after a year, but the name stuck with me. After dropping out I began messing around on BBSs (if you're too young to understand the TLA, google it): logging into other peoples via good old phone line modems, and hosting my own from a server at the office I worked at (without permission of course). Naturally my 'handle' - for the reasons above - was trojan. I also found it amusing that I knew (but none of my friends did) that a trojan was US slang at the time for a condom (come on I was 19 - give me a break).
(Incidentally, when I got caught by the IT manager he let me off with a very gentle slapped wrist, as well forgiving me for multiple incidences of me hacking into the office Lotus notes system. He was a very cool guy, used to be a roadie for 10cc, looked like a zombie - very pale skin, thin as a rake, smoked 500 a day; and then weirdly in his late 50's ended up marrying a tanned, healthy, and very fit yoga teacher).
Fast forward to 1999 when I first began getting interested in personal finance (and I was about to embark on a degree this time in Economics, that I would actually finish), there was a big boom in tech IPOs in the UK. I registered on the UK forums of the motley fool (fool.co.uk) to do some more research. And I needed a handle. I can't remember if 'trojan' was already taken, but I thought I should have something that sounded more 'financey'. So I opted for 'trojantrader'.
I graduated a few years later, worked for a couple of years in investment banking, and then started working for an economics think tank whilst doing my Masters in the evenings. Despite this schedule I obviously had too much time on my hands (I was still doing fewer hours than in IB, and the job was much less demanding), because I started posting under two usernames on fool.co.uk (the other one, if you're curious, was 'BrackShroes' which was inspired by a Japanese options trader who I used to talk to a lot. Not very politically correct, but come on I was 31 - give me a break). Soon enough I got caught by the mods, and banned.
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@Baron if you're reading this, rest assured I have learned my lesson and would never do anything like that again. And in a second, someone else will reply to this thread from the same IP address reassuring you that I am a straight up guy and can be trusted. Listen to them! They know what they are talking about.)
After a brief hiatus I decide to start reposting. Of course I needed another username. I wanted something that was similar enough to my old username that the right sort of people would realise it was me, but not so obvious the mods would ban me again the same day. I decided on 'globalarbtrader'. Now, at the time I wasn't trading professionally, although I was punting a few stocks in a very low key way with my extremely limited personal capital (about 10 grand if memory serves). I certainly wasn't trading globally. And I definitely wasn't doing any arbitrage. Although subsequently you could argue that 'globaltrader' is a nickname that now correctly describes me, I've never really done any arbitrage. A little RV fixed income trading I used to have in my book at AHL was as close as I got.
So I can't really tell you where globalarbtrader came from. It might have been that I saw myself ending up as a global arbitrage trader, and who knows maybe one day my dream will come true if I close my eyes very tightly and say 'I do believe in clearing houses. I *do* believe in clearing houses)...
When I retired and started posting on ET, well it's clearly too much effort to think of a new user name.
The end.
Now go to sleep children, or the fat guy in the red suit will just leave all your presents at next doors house. Again.
GAT
Ironic postscript: fool.co.uk eventually closed their forums, after the US updated their software and the UK site couldnt' afford to migrate. Sad, because those forums kept my interest in finance ticking over and are probably one of the reasons I'm sitting here now, alone and cold in my garden shed. The site is now a mixture of clickbait and paid for content of no doubt dubious value. Most of the original users can be found on lemonfool.co.uk, where I post once a year with a review of my portfolio performance focusing on the long only side, having not really wholeheartedly made the migration across. Instead I seem to have ended up on here, so you guys are stuck with me.