From $60K to $600K

[destriero]

Did that to a passed out drunk Rugby player after a party in college , he wasn't happy when he woke up with half an eye brow gone.

Northwestern U. Rugby dude walks into Clarke’s asking for a towel. Lost the eye out of the orbital. Chain reaction of puking ensued.

 

[destriero]

Did that to a passed out drunk Rugby player after a party in college , he wasn't happy when he woke up with a half shaved eye brow.

Misunderstood.

I like it.

 

[constitutionman]

Tripped on a bumper plate at one end of the oly bar and landed on the bumper plate on the other end of the bar. Was leaving tomorrow but canceled plans. Three hours waiting for the surgeon. He was good. He says nearly a pint of blood in my hair and clothes. 12 stitches. Nurse got sick.

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Dude, sorry to see you got hurt, wish you a speedy recovery. your options threads have been the most helpful and insightful ones. learned a ton, keep it up, buddy.

 

[destriero]

New equity high.

 

[El OchoCinco]

Tripped on a bumper plate at one end of the oly bar and landed on the bumper plate on the other end of the bar. Was leaving tomorrow but canceled plans. Three hours waiting for the surgeon. He was good. He says nearly a pint of blood in my hair and clothes. 12 stitches. Nurse got sick.

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Holy Clumsy Fuck Batman...that looks serious. But I am reminded of the words of the great wise man Shane Falco:

 

[destriero]

Holy Clumsy Fuck Batman...that looks serious. But I am reminded of the words of the great wise man Shane Falco:

I was at my local Vitamin Shoppe today and the hottie behind the counter always asks me for supp advice. She sees the damage and asks what happened.

"Got mugged by three big dudes outside the Bellagio."

"OMG, no way... did they get them?!"

"Yeah, all three were still at the scene... I killed one of them--justifiable--self defense."

There are like 8 customers in the VS. All slack-jawed.

I walk out with my CoQ10 and fish oil.

 

[destriero]

My middle kid's best bud, "Mom! Dest killed a dude in a fight!"

 

[El OchoCinco]

I was at my local Vitamin Shoppe today and the hottie behind the counter always asks me for supp advice. She sees the damage and asks what happened.

"Got mugged by three big dudes outside the Bellagio."

"OMG, no way... did they get them?!"

"Yeah, all three were still at the scene... I killed one of them--justifiable--self defense."

There are like 8 customers in the VS. All slack-jawed.

I walk out with my CoQ10 and fish oil.

 

[El OchoCinco]

Dude..... Humblecumsticker was going to hand you millions to trade and you blew it HAHA

 

[destriero]

Dude..... Humblecumsticker was going to hand you millions to trade and you blew it HAHA

A once in a lifetime opportunity presented itself, in micropenis form, and I blew it. Honestly, I don't know if I can recover.