Wait a minute young man, didn't you say that there was NO police report after your car crash last week??
Now suddenly I am not so sure about your moral integrity...
This is how the conversation went:
Me: Do I need a police report to be filed:
Him: If it is a one vehicle accident, then typically there does not have to be one filed.
Me: What if I the insurance company asks for me?
Him: Then we can write one up.
I walk away from the car. Minute later he calls me back to the window.
Him: If I do write up the report, then I have to write down the damage to the light pole there and the guardrail. The light pole alone is $15,000 and we will send the bill to daddy.
I just thanked him for letting me know, and still figuring out things with the insurance company. So far the report has been been requested by them, so I haven't stopped by the station for one.
The officers on the scene were extremely lazy though. It was pouring pretty hard so they didn't want to step out of their car to even look at the accident. They didn't run the plates on my car since they couldn't see my back plate from where they were, and they also never even ran my identification. Only thing they did for me was call a towing company that towed my car 15 miles away. Er, thanks.
Edit: Mentioned how the officers acted on a different forum as well:
http://www.wickedfire.com/2181379-post43.html
Didn't mention the line that the officer dropped on me, but it is still pretty crazy how he was using the whole "I will write down the damage to the light pole if you demand a report." Otherwise, they didn't care at all about that damage.