"Here's the bottom line: A 15-year-old boy is not a 15-year-old girl, and so – I got a lot of mail about this – every man understands this," Carlson said. "A 15-year-old boy looks at this as, like, the greatest thing that ever happened, and I think for a 15-year-old girl it would be traumatic. That's just real. I don't know what to say – I don't want that to be true but it is true. I'm not saying that all teachers should do lap dances at school. I'm just saying when a teacher gets so enthusiastic she breaks out into a lap dance, don't send her to prison. That's all I'm saying."
It is ok for female teachers to exploit young boys according to Carlson...