Yep the mainstream media is in bed with the Bush administration. That's why they have reported nothing but good news about the Iraq war, and all that coverage about how we found the weapons of mass destruction. That's why all you read about in the papers is how bad Obama is. The media is nothing but a shill for the GOP. Look at how they attacked democratic senator and former Klan leader, Robert Byrd. And it's a darn good thing too, because we sure are enjoying all this cheap gas and oil that we got as a result of this.
Well, OK, so none of this is true.
But, look at how many people saw all these prewired explosives in these buildings. And everybody knows that fire doesn't melt steel - we dig steel girders out of the ground fully formed!
Well, OK, so none of that is true either.
Neocons with Pixie Dust melt steel to form all the things we use. Elvis helps them when he can get away from that comet he lives on.
BTW: There's a Nigerian Oil Widow who needs some help. I sent her your email. You should be rich beyond measure this time next year.
I took some oil and tossed a match in it. It went out! Gas is made from oil, right? But it doesn't explode - it didn't even catch fire! All these cars that blow up - that must be the work of the conspiracy too! Oil doesn't burn.
And I took this metal plane that I have and threw it at the ground. It didn't bust apart, it was barely dented. I even set it on fire, and it didn't burn! If planes crashed into the WTC, where did they go? Where are those indestructable engines?
EDIT: Guys in suits with earpieces made me write that. You are right on target, keep up the good work. But watch out, I had to show them your IP address. You might want to avoid staying in one location for more than a couple hours. Just a second, somebody is at my door again. . . .
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