Oh, my dear beloved Jack! How you have wasted your life! All those healthy pursuits! My goal was always to sleep with more women than I was old! When I was 18 I had a lot of catching up to do. That is now getting harder as I am getting softer.
My father, who was an ex navy chief in both world wars, taught me "turn them upside down and they all look alike." I subsequently lernt that that was exactly not true, but it is close.