Quote from bigarrow:
Those wacky Christians.
I know! Their story is pretty whacked, all right.
Check this - what's going to happen is that one day the sky is going to open up, and a bunch of goats with 31 eyes are going to drop down out of this big gash in the universe. And then the earth is going to open up and there's going to be this huge lake of fire. And if you're living in Sub-Saharan Africa, just a regular Kalahari going about your business, and you didn't admit that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and the Risen Saviour (also known as THE RIZ), then what's going to happen is that you're going to be thrown into this big lake of fire and you're going to burn forever. It doesn't matter if you've never heard of Jesus Christ or Christianity. That's why the Evangelicals are going around telling everyone to convert before it's too late.
And then, if you accepted Jesus Christ as your Personal Saviour, what's going to happen is you're going to rise, rise, rise up and be with the guy who created you, in Heaven. In Heaven you will live forever and you will have 96 virgins to service you at all times. The virgins will also be people who accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior, since they're in heaven.
At least I think that's how it goes. Something like that, anyhow.
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Seriously, one wonders whether these myths were created by people who had discovered some particularly hallucinogenic strain of mushroom.