For Glory Of My People

[maximumpossiblesuffering]

I have a new sub to play with, so I may not be around tomorrow, so I give to you secret information. Tomorrow, the SandP 500 will close down. That means it won't close up.

My dear Leader, may the sea trials of your new sub exceed your high expectations.

It would be most fortuitous if the SandP 500 closed at 3000.00 exactly at the end of the US trading session tomorrow. I don’t mean to suggest you use your divine guidance upon the market, rather we are bolstered by the knowledge of the extent of your vision and influence and the better our world will become because of it.

 

[Kim Jong Un]

Mr. Kim going long for short term ES trade.

 

[Kim Jong Un]

BAC will close up today, even though the SandP will close down. The mighty has spoken.

 

[Kim Jong Un]

Also APPL will close up today.

 

[smallfil]

I have a new sub to play with, so I may not be around tomorrow, so I give to you secret information. Tomorrow, the SandP 500 will close down. That means it won't close up.

I do have a request Chairman Kim. Can you invite Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley to your great country North Korea? They are confused as what Socialism is. Maybe, you can enlighten them by actual examples? And do keep them as your guests, nobody is going to miss them!

 

[maxinger]

I have a new sub to play with, so I may not be around tomorrow, so I give to you secret information. Tomorrow, the SandP 500 will close down. That means it won't close up.

Supreme Leader Kim.
How is your submarine ? Did u manage to ride in it?

 

[Kim Jong Un]

My dear Leader, may the sea trials of your new sub exceed your high expectations.

It would be most fortuitous if the SandP 500 closed at 3000.00 exactly at the end of the US trading session tomorrow. I don’t mean to suggest you use your divine guidance upon the market, rather we are bolstered by the knowledge of the extent of your vision and influence and the better our world will become because of it.

I will see what I can do for you. No promises though.

 

[Kim Jong Un]

I do have a request Chairman Kim. Can you invite Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley to your great country North Korea? They are confused as what Socialism is. Maybe, you can enlighten them by actual examples? And do keep them as your guests, nobody is going to miss them!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley are wonderful people. They are great examples of what Americans should be. They are welcome in my paradise anytime. Especially AOC, she's really hot.

 

[Kim Jong Un]

Supreme Leader Kim.
How is your submarine ? Did u manage to ride in it?

Not yet. Later today.

 

[Kim Jong Un]

Mr. Kim is now taking profits on the long ES trade.