"Fluffy? No Fluffy! Bad Fluffy! Aieeee I surrender! Call an ambulance!!"

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Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife.

The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said.

"If you only knew! I had a dramatic day yesterday," she told VSD magazine. "Sumo bit my husband!"

Mrs. Chirac, 74, did not reveal where the former president was bitten, but said, "the dog went for him for no apparent reason."

"We were aware the animal was unpredictable and is being treated with pills for depression. My husband was bitten quite badly but he is certain to make a full recovery in weeks."

Chirac was taken to a hospital in Paris where he was treated as an outpatient and later sent home.

The 76-year-old was president of France for 12 years until 2007.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481426,00.html

Yes, that's right. Chirac's drugged up poodle sent him to the emergency room.

:D :D :D
 
Here's a photo of a vicious Maltese Poodle:

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Scary stuff. Chirac's lucky he didn't lose a limb. :D

This is a true story, BTW.
 
It was only recently Fluffy realized he was French, hence the depression. The meds caused Fluffy to assert herself while Jacque sang "Born to Run" in the shower.

(No it's not a typo the dog has a gender identity issue, more on that later)
 
IMO, keeping just one single dog is inhumane to begin with.
Get fluffy a hot young bitch to keep him company, and watch the depression disappear.
 
I'm surprised Chirac didn't simply wave a white flag during the attack.

Isn't that what the the French usually do when getting their asses kicked?
 
Faux News is a parody. It is to television what tabloids are to newspapers.

The hand of Murdoch eventually reveals itself for what it turns everything into: Gutter journalism.
 
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I'm surprised Chirac didn't simply wave a white flag during the attack.

Isn't that what the the French usually do when getting their asses kicked?
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Rumor has it that the entire country is engaged in a debate over what they have done wrong to poodles that makes the poodles so angry.

I'd start by looking at the ribbons and such. :)
 
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