Then stop brushing your teeth with toothpaste, stout conspirator.
What the fuck! Do you know the biomechanical action of fluoride on teeth? It prevents early tooth removal, you goober!
(Fluoride poisoning. Good grief. Everyone wants to be a hero, but are too fucking stupid to understand bio science.)
Then stop brushing your teeth with toothpaste, stout conspirator.

"Fluorine, in the form of fluoride, is considered to be a micronutrient for human health, necessary to prevent dental cavities, and to promote healthy bone growth..."
Bitch, it's SCIENCE!