Florida--Sarasota/Tampa Area

Quote from ElCubano:



...we have great beaches and lots of pussy.....peace

...you're right - I had forgotten the cats.

The place is overrun with stray cats, abandoned by brain damaged snowbirds! (However, the snakes kill and eat a lot of them)

I'm tellimg you, move to Vermont.

(Thanx for reminding me about the stray cats, el whoever you are)
 
Tampa....
No-see-ums.
Mosquitos the size of buzzards.
Stink of sea grass.
Winebagos knocking you out of the lanes.
Alligators.
Scorpions.
Palmetto Bugs.
Lizards.
Senior Menu Discounts.
Qtips...old ladies with perms.
NJ and NY loudmouth tourists.
Brown water all over Sarasota.
 
Quote from tampa:



ahhh haa! You speak Spanish, and probably drink that awful coffee! You are not likely to run into non-English department store clerks in Toledo - and when you ask for a cup of coffee, you get a cup of coffee, not a cup of mud! And don't get me started on that horrid music on almost EVERY radio station...


Yes I speak english...and very well I may add. Like I said before tourism numbers contradict your opinion, numbers don't lie and they likes coming down here. That's the beauty of Miami you can have regular american coffee or Cuban coffee..yes lil' skirt boy we do have American coffee. And who cares if the clerk at the department store doesn't speak fluent english as long as she rings you up correctly and she aint missing her front teeth and has big tits to boot..........Great weather, great fishing, great entertainment and above all Great Pussy and I don't mean cats....So crawl back under your lil skirt and whip up a profitable trade......peace
 
Well for God's sake, fasten your life line, and don't fall overboard.

El whatshisname was right about the beaches - Floridians frequently gather on them to watch the sharks attacking the foolish brain damaged snowbirds who go into the water.

There are no sharks near Sarasota and Clear Water - the red tide kills them, and the brain damaged snowbirds foolish enough to go into the polluted Gulf.

V-E-R-M-O-N-T - listen to me. I'm telling you the truth!
 
Quote from tampa:

Well for God's sake, fasten your life line, and don't fall overboard.

El whatshisname was right about the beaches - Floridians frequently gather on them to watch the sharks attacking the foolish brain damaged snowbirds who go into the water.

There are no sharks near Sarasota and Clear Water - the red tide kills them, and the brain damaged snowbirds foolish enough to go into the polluted Gulf.

V-E-R-M-O-N-T - listen to me. I'm telling you the truth!


Sharks .....hahahahahahahah...oh boy, to much TV for you lil guy. hahahahahahahahaha...sharks.... hahahahahahahahahaha.....talking out of your ass as usual....sharks.....hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh amigo...anything else wrong with your state??
 
We have sharks in the canal I live in. 14 foot ones!
I have never been swimming in the water in the Keys.
Sea Lice, Man of War, Jellyfish, sharks......ugh.
 
Quote from bobcathy1:

We have sharks in the canal I live in. 14 foot ones!
I have never been swimming in the water in the Keys.
Sea Lice, Man of War, Jellyfish, sharks......ugh.

The way you put it you would think it was infested......a canal puuuuuhlease....try swimming in the beautiful water around the keys......great scuba diving...John Pennicamp ( key largo ) try it out you may discover the beauty your keys may have to offer you....
 
Quote from ElCubano:


..........Great weather,
(hurricanes in the summer - drought the rest of the year)

great fishing,

(if you like ell - the Cubans do)

great entertainment

(if you like castanets)

and above all Great Pussy and I don't mean cats.

(but most of them only accept pesos for their services)

VERMONT - how many times do I gotta tell you?
 
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