Florida--Sarasota/Tampa Area

Quote from tampa:

STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

Summer is insufferable, we're running out of water, congestion and over-crowding are major problems. Good paying jobs are not to be had. Old people and snowbirds will drive you crazy for six months out of the year. The place is full of snakes. And worst of all, it's over-run with run-away malcontents from up north who think that they are escaping whatever it is that is keeping them from enjoying life.

If that's not enough - the bastards at the 7-11 will constantly slip Canadian Quarters to you in change, but won't accept the funny money for purchases- by the end of the season, you'll have at least a bag full of $100 in worthless coins with the image of a moose on one side. Add to that that every moronic relative will want to visit, and stay at your place. You can't get a decent pizza, sub sandwich, and your waitress will scream at you assuming that you are hard of hearing - most of her customers are. And don't forget, nearly every terrorist, mass murderer, child molester, and pedophile has a Florida connection.

My best recommendation is Vermont. You wanna know why? It must be inhabited by really cool people - in over 20 years in this God-forsaken dump, I have NEVER run into anyone from there.


STAY PUT - DON'T COME!!!


But as I have said in the past.....pound for pound there is no other state that compares in the punani division.....:D
 
Quote from ElCubano:




But as I have said in the past.....pound for pound there is no other state that compares in the punani division.....:D

Did he refute any thing I said? NO!

Don't listen to him - he thinks he lives in North Havana...
 
Quote from tampa:



Did he refute any thing I said? NO!

Don't listen to him - he thinks he lives in North Havana...

I dont think, I know..........and its Little Havana.....:D
 
Quote from tampa:

My best recommendation is Vermont. You wanna know why? It must be inhabited by really cool people - in over 20 years in this God-forsaken dump, I have NEVER run into anyone from there.




Hilarious!! This line was the cherry on the cake.
 
Yes, Tampa.....I agree with you......Florida is for the birds!
I have lived here in Marathon for 6 years and watched the quality of life go downhill and the prices skyrocket!
Miami is a nightmare. Any kind of insurance is madness!

However, I live on a boat. So if I get overdosed on cheap Canadian snow birds.....I just go out into the ocean and sit there for some peace and quiet.

Both of us are happily quitting our jobs this year. We both make mega bucks for here, but only working 10 hours a week on average it is not a living wage!

The only way to keep your sanity down here is not to do a job that has anything to do with tourists at all!

That leaves me with day trading or selling things on Ebay!
 
Quote from bobcathy1:

I have lived here in Marathon for 6 years and watched the quality of life go downhill and the prices skyrocket!
Miami is a nightmare. Any kind of insurance is madness!


This could be said about any city in the US...unless of course you live under a rock or on a boat ....... :p

Why is Miami a nightmare??? tourism proves this otherwise......please explain......It is a City period..and you will probably run into the same problems in any other Major City....In the meantime we have great beaches and lots of pussy.....peace
 
I will admit, I am not into cities. I used to live just outside NYC.
Miami=traffic, fatal accidents, murders, high prices, urban poor, tourism..... the usual city stuff.
Yes it has beaches, warm weather and hot mamas aplenty.

The best thing about it are the Cubans. If they were not there, I think the city would have no soul or character. It would just be NJ in a hot climate.

:D
 
Quote from ElCubano:



Why is Miami a nightmare??? tourism proves this otherwise......please explain......It is a City period..and you will probably run into the same problems in any other Major City....

ahhh haa! You speak Spanish, and probably drink that awful coffee! You are not likely to run into non-English department store clerks in Toledo - and when you ask for a cup of coffee, you get a cup of coffee, not a cup of mud! And don't get me started on that horrid music on almost EVERY radio station...
 
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