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Nik, did you get my PM?Quote from traderNik:
Again, this is the one reason I liked spect8or. He would call a man a nigger and then when someone called him out on it, he would stand up and say 'Yes, so what?'. You guys love to call people niggers and then say 'Who, me?'
Anyhow, this is a bad day for Republicans. I'll give you a pass.
Nik Judge and Jury out
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You have an admirable voting record., not bad for a black guy (LOL, just kidding). Big Mac is my man, no research was needed. If you are voting Obama just because he is a fellow black man then it is you Sir who is the racist. I love a good joke no matter what race ,creed, or religion. Get a life you sensitive panty waisters.
Rennick out
ps. ***BREAKING NEWS***
AP 11/4/08.
To protest the constant jokes being told about them, the Pollocks have organized a march on Washington...
AP Update 11/4/08
At last report they were spotted 30 miles out of Seattle.
pps. What did the Catholic Bishop say to the Priest with a choir boy bent over the table?
He said"Get off of him it's my turn"
There now I have offended almost everybody, are there any Jews in the house?
1)You wouldn't recognize logic if someone shoved it up your ass.
2)Oh you don't, I merely pointed out how you you're up in arms over one comment and don't even mention another just as bad only because it was uttered by one of your fellow bleeding hearts. That's known as hypocrisy where I come from.
3)Actually it was mostly responding to idiots like you. But in about 2 clicks of the mouse from now that won't be an issue with you any more.
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Sheriff, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Sheriff, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.