Finger Length Predicts Success

Socrates · Jan 12, 2009

All this time I thought it was the size of your balls.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090113/ap_on_sc/sci_financial_finger;_ylt=AlGMaJ8_UMKAFdW8hS2Vxsp34T0D

Wayne Gibbous · Jan 12, 2009

Yeah I found that interesting. Somebody should do a poll, but then most wouldn't vote honestly probably.

But the cool thing is, I have been profitable for years...and sure as hell - my ring finger is longer than my index!

Socrates · Jan 12, 2009

Mine comes from pulling a first marriage wedding band off of a fat finger after 33 years so I could get the second marriage band on.

Dr. Zhivodka · Jan 12, 2009

LOL...

...that was funny stuff in the seventh grade. Then I fucked Mary Cisneros, the hottest cheerleader...and well..here I am.

fyshy · Jan 12, 2009

The price of success...

ScienceDaily (Jan. 7, 2008) â People whose index finger is shorter than their ring finger are at higher risk of osteoarthritis, a new University of Nottingham study has found.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080102155442.htm

stock777 · Jan 12, 2009

Quote from Dr. Zhivodka:

LOL...

...that was funny stuff in the seventh grade. Then I fucked Mary Cisneros, the hottest cheerleader...and well..here I am.

I found Mary in the Yearbook

I'll spare you the rest of the team

AAA30 · Jan 12, 2009

I can't figure this out. Is my ring finger or index finger longer?

psychonin · Jan 13, 2009

where the hell's the thumb??

heypa · Jan 13, 2009

He's both handed.

Dr. Zhivodka · Jan 13, 2009

That's very funny.

Correct if I'm wrong...were you the skinny little bitch standing in front of that white hummer?

My bad if I'm wrong. I'll find the HDD tomorrow.

Quote from stock777:

I found Mary in the Yearbook

I'll spare you the rest of the team

Finger Length Predicts Success

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