You cannot assume I would be bashing Fidelity. My IRA was with Fidelity and my experience with them was always great and when I read up and spoke with others, they also gave the same positive feedback and the stuff I see in the news, they seem to be of a high class organization.
You're making argument against bitcoin as a medium of exchange (payment method/currency) and then you think you can transition to SoV. Look at my list. You think PTJ is interested in buying coffee with bitcoin, or Microstrategy is worried about their next office supplies requisition using bitcoin, or Fidelity and JPM telling UHNW clients to buy bitcoin for purchase of a car in the future with bitcoin?
Bitcoin as SoV, gold replacement, digital investment asset, and no, it's not for you, so don't worry about it as you'll never invest in bitcoin.
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