feng Shui tips for daytraders

wear amber necklace and amber wristband AT ALL TIMES.
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Any good feng shui tips for traders? Here are a few I found.

1). Always sit with a solid wall behind your back to ensure that you have support in your life, never sit with a window behind you.

2. If you wish to be the leader in your industry, place a Dragon on the right hand side of your desk facing towards the window or the door. The Dragon can also look into your water fountain. A Dragon always chases after a pearl, thus the window; water fountain can signify the pearl

3. you should try not to chose a room with two doors, because the ch’I will go into that room and out the other door.

4. Do not place an empty vase next to the main door, as the new chi once it enters your office will be sucked into the vase causing nothing much left for the environment.

5. Place an indoor fountain in your wealth corner, to activate ch’i. These also have medical benefits. (I wonder what a wealth corner is? On top of our computers?).


I thought they were interesting. Somebody should make a Feng Shui DVD for traders.
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5. Place an indoor fountain in your wealth corner, to activate ch’i. These also have medical benefits. (I wonder what a wealth corner is? On top of our computers?).


I thought they were interesting. Somebody should make a Feng Shui DVD for traders.
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The southeast corner of the office is the wealth corner, place a water feature in this corner it will be bring wealth.
 
If anybody lives in China, they should take a scroll the Shanghai stock exhange and see what their office set up is. Their market is going up lately.
 
So potentially, working from a hot tub in an octagonal room with no windows or doors could fill these requirements or no?

I read somewhere a mirror facing an entry could help ward off bad stuff-in an unoptimal room , that is.
 
1)Place tinfoil on all windows to make sure no light passes in. This also keeps the f@@king neighbors from ringing my doorbell while I'm trading.

2)Keep a pair of Fruit of the Loom underwear handy (white is best) so if the Jehovah Witness clowns come around you can answer the door with them on your head. This gets them off your stoop pronto, Trust me, I did it and it works!

3)A bottle of JACK is a must for serious traders who know how to celebrate a 10 cent scalp 5-10 times a day. You can use that Saki shit if your really into feng scwhing or whatever its called.

4) If you have a cleaning lady come over, make her wear a black komono with black nylons. Mine won't do it but shes 60 and Polish so I don't mind not having that one.

5) Download Achy Breaky Heart and use it for your losing trade sound .wav.
 
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