And people do make this nonsensical argument, but it's still illogical and unsupported by the evidence. To put it nicely, it's bullshit.That's your interpretation. One could also argue that the first sentence is equivalent to all the rest and they are not subsumed to it.
I would go digging through some of my old posts or post up some quotes to further prove my point, but I have the feeling I shouldn't bother cause you're not going to accept reality. So instead, if you believe what you say is correct based on the intentions of the Founders, pls post up some evidence, and some does exist. However, the overwhelming weight of evidence, which are they words of the Founders, is what I'm arguing. In other words, this is not my 'interpretation', it's theirs. But I suppose you know what they meant better than they did?
p.s. Now that I think of it, you also were making a similarly flawed argument about the 2nd Amendment on a thread upstairs, some time ago. Seems to be a pattern.