Favorite Movie Quotes

"Go ahead . . . . make my day"

From the same movie:

"Listen, PUNK. To me you're nothing but dogshit. And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can dry up in the wind and blow away or it can be stepped on and get squashed. So take my advice. Be careful with your life, you dogshit 'ya."

 
" I know what your thinking punk, did he shoot 7 rounds or 8...to tell you the truth, i lost count myself....so what you have to be asking youself is this: Do I feel luckey today?...well do you Punk?
Go ahead, go for the gun...make my day
 
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"you're the type of guy who would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the common decency to give a reach around"


" im going to send you home with that I JUST FUCKED THE NEIGHBORS CAT LOOK ON your FACE"

HEARTBREAK RIDGE
 
Austin Powers:

"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."

-- Dr. Evil
 
Principal:" what if it wa your home Bender...what if it was your weed??"

BENDER:" Imposible sir, it's in Johnson's underwear"


Principal: Ok Any Questions???

Bender: "does barry manilow know you raided his wardrobe?
 
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