Favorite Movie Quotes

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I just had a chat with Bungrider, i thought he was angry but he was just quoting "the big Labowsky"....Im partial to FLETCH and THE GODFATHER...So give your favorite movie quote but you got tell me the actor and the movie....there's a lot of classic lines out there from cult movies....with that said my favorite all time quote is:

"Mr senator , you can have my offer now, My offer is this: NOTHING,.Not even the gaming fee which I would expect you ro pay personally".......Al Pacino...Godfather II


CLose second:

"Oh that's just great, i tell you Im a thief and you call me a liar"
Jim Belushi ...About Last night

Lastly:

"Waiter, I'd like a glass of hot fat and the head of alfredo garcia"
Chevy Chase...FLETCH!
 
1970 -- Five Easy Pieces (Jack Nicholson)

Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions.
Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want.
Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Waitress (turning and telling him to look at the sign that says, "No Substitutions") Do you see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave. I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm.
Dupea: You see this sign? (He sweeps all the water glasses and menus off the table.)
More...
 
" WOMEN....did got do it on purpose or was he just tryign to piss ius off"
..witched o eastwick


" Herrrreeees Johnnny"
..the shinning

"You Can't handle the truth"
a few good men
 
Tony Montana: You've got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year.

Elvira: Hey Jose. Who, why, when and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?


hahahahahahahaha....:D
 
Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs.

Jack Lemmon about Marilyn Monroe, Some Like It Hot

--Db
 
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

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Vincent: Can I have a sip of that? I'd like to know what a five-dollar shake tastes like.

Mia: Be my guest. You can use my straw, I don't have kooties.

Vincent: Yeah, but maybe I do.

Mia: Kooties I can handle.

Vincent: Goddamn! That's a pretty fuckin' good milk shake.

Mia: Told ya.

Vincent: I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fuckin' good.


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Jimmie: I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can stop butterin' me up. I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is. I'm the one who buys it, I know how fuckin' good it is. When Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it. But what's on my mind at this moment isn't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Vincent: Jimmie --

Jimmie: -- I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, "Dead nigger storage?" -- answer to question. Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said, "Dead nigger storage?"

Vincent: Naw man, I didn't.

Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?

Vincent: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!
 
Jagged Edge

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"He was scum."

Sam Ransom (Robert Loggia) to Teddy Barnes (Glenn Close) after she shot and killed her client and lover Jack Forrester (Jeff Bridges).
 
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