A medley of 4 tunes, if it may please the court:
Hi ho, hi ho,
to McDonald's job I go,
if my equity hits a new low
I'll be - with Gordon Gekko...
Don't cry for me, harrytrader.
My astrological star
gave up some profits, conspired to lose,
as was predicted
in Weekly World News,
you must've read it.
'Cause you had posted it, in Thursday's forum,
When in Uranus, to cure your boredom...
Happy trailin' Stops to you,
and don't ya git whipsawed,
'n those breakouts, that you took,
turn out to be all false,
The 2 per cent you lose is gone forever,
So don't cry about how you made an error.
Keep yer trailin' Stops or you
will be losin' agin...
Gray skies are gonna clear up,
put on a winning trade!
Wait for MA's to cross up,
put on that winning trade!
Now's not the time to try out Gann angles, it's not your style.
Your Elliot Wave and Fibbonaci levels : off by a mile.
Indices soon will break out,
put on a winning trade,
Turns out to be a fake out?
Jack Hershey says "time to fade",
And you'll have profits all over the place -
until then, the shorts are safe.