Quote from Duref Mudgins:
Those of you who closely follow the rationales for my team's psych-based systems will recall the system called Boredom. In it we successfully quantified that market state which inexorably draws you to ET when you KNOW you should be attentive to the possibility of a BO.
Similarly, we discovered the market conditions which cause in you the undeniable need to take a piss, with the result that the market moves just as you start relieving yourself.
We are on the verge of a fantastic new system we call Fatigue. It quantifies the nature of the sequence of bars which causes you to say "I'll just take a little break to rest my eyes".
All these systems are proof positive that the mysterious THEY who control the markets also control our minds, not to mention our bladders.
Stand by for a chart of Fatigue after the close.