Quote from optioncoach:
If she weighs more than 150 then her fat tail is probably too big, uinless she is really tall....

Then there was the fat woman who wanted 12 inches straight away from an Irishman, Paddy, whom she'd just met. Paddy said he couldn't manage that but he could give her 6 inches twice .. instead.Quote from maxpi:
then there's the little guy that married the fat lady, had to make 2 trips to carry her over the threshold.
