Fastest way to lose an $1,000,000 account
- Thread starter qdz2
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1. sign up with RJT
2. turn off the email confirms
3. make 100 trades a day (200 round trips)
4. even if you break even trading enuf to cover the commissions, they'd siphon off your million bucks in exactly 2,000 trading days for simply providing you with statements (at $2.50 per trade - NOT statement). i guess that's why they're a DISCOUNT broker.
or if you cant wait 2,000 days:
you could marry my ex-wife... she could burn thru the cash much fast than RJT, although the principle is still the same. however, the conjegal interaction varies, with RJT you can only receive! now thats no fair! it would all be easier with my ex- and definitely more fun, since with RJT you are required to initiate an action to lose money and "get the high hard one" - too much trouble - of course, the plus with RJT is that you can only lose a million (no margin).
my ex- would siphon-off all your money in no time, then sue you for divorce to take everything else, and demand continued tribute so that she could maintain the lifestyle she just took from you.
do i sound bitter today?
p.s. - my ex-wife is actually a decent sort - but, she continues to collect tribute just the same (sans conjegal interaction - physical that is) :eek:
2. turn off the email confirms
3. make 100 trades a day (200 round trips)
4. even if you break even trading enuf to cover the commissions, they'd siphon off your million bucks in exactly 2,000 trading days for simply providing you with statements (at $2.50 per trade - NOT statement). i guess that's why they're a DISCOUNT broker.
or if you cant wait 2,000 days:
you could marry my ex-wife... she could burn thru the cash much fast than RJT, although the principle is still the same. however, the conjegal interaction varies, with RJT you can only receive! now thats no fair! it would all be easier with my ex- and definitely more fun, since with RJT you are required to initiate an action to lose money and "get the high hard one" - too much trouble - of course, the plus with RJT is that you can only lose a million (no margin).
my ex- would siphon-off all your money in no time, then sue you for divorce to take everything else, and demand continued tribute so that she could maintain the lifestyle she just took from you.
do i sound bitter today?
p.s. - my ex-wife is actually a decent sort - but, she continues to collect tribute just the same (sans conjegal interaction - physical that is) :eek:
Looks like you just paid her additional tribute of a literary kind.
Not fair to tease! Now you've got us interested. Need pics. Or at least a description.