"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."
- Jane Wagner
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth
"There's no use trying. One can't believe impossible things."
"I dare say you haven't had much practice. ... Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before
breakfast."
- Alice & the Queen of Hearts (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)