FasterPussyCat/SuperEgo/KatrinaJohns VERSUS APHEXCOIL Live, Monday 11/18 Here on ET!!

bungrider · Nov 13, 2002

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I'll bring the digital beer...

I'll bring the digital ladies...

one to cheer on Aphie...

and one to help along dearest brother pussy...

aphexcoil · Nov 13, 2002

We can do this any way you want, FPC. We can choose to each get 5 trades and to make them count. We can define a two-hour time period and just go at it.

To make it even better, if you win this, I will *PROMISE* (and if I break this promise, may I never get laid again) to reduce my posts down to a limit of 2 a day.

Come on PUSSYCAT.

bungrider · Nov 13, 2002

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So what we have here by this admission is ...

a) You are indeed FPC

Speaking of which, I have this theory about where you've been hiding. You are very seasonal, or maybe even bi-weekly, but you have been away from ET for quite a while, and some of us have speculated as to your whereabouts.

My guess is that you were somewhere in Scandanavia, and that you were there getting an operation to convert your manhood into some womanhood, and that is why your latest alias is a woman.

Let me know if I'm warm on any of this.

Gordon Gekko · Nov 13, 2002

(i think) he's from hawaii, but he trades from other places too.

Gordon Gekko · Nov 13, 2002

hell, i might just show up for the beer and girls.

aphexcoil · Nov 13, 2002

I'm on a 57.6 connection and as the second was loading, I thought it was going to be a porno.

rs7 · Nov 13, 2002

Quote from bungrider:

My guess is that you were somewhere in Scandinavia, and that you were there getting an operation to convert your manhood into some womanhood, and that is why your latest alias is a woman.

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Quote from rs7:

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Originally posted by Spark
As I hear from CNNfn and CNBC, the last few days of rally was largely due to program trading. Who are the program traders? Any program trader here??
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The program traders are mostly former SEALs and ATF agents from the time of the Nixon administration. They are definitely involved in a conspiracy. While we are sleeping they are plotting. While we are looking towards Wall Street, they are hiding and trading from their high mountain retreats somewhere just east of Salt Lake City. They communicate only to each other and their designated traders in Chicago at the Merq by super encrypted satellite telephones. They synchronize their trades using the computer in Cheyenne Mountain (you may have seen it in the movie "War Games" with Matthew Broderick). Since the end of the cold war, that has been the main use of that crazy thing. I am a former program trader. I am in the witness protection program now. They have given me a sex change operation (which is ok.....I was always a lesbian trapped in a mans body before). I wish I could tell you more, but if I did, I would have to make certain you were liquidated with extreme prejudice before tomorrow morning's open.
Hope this helps.
Have a nice day!!!

PS: Don't believe what Slapshot just said. He is really G. Gordon Liddy who most people don't realize is really Abby Hoffman, who's death was faked to throw the public off track.

So here you have it. I must spell the beans....FPC is indeed having that same sex change operation. Although for different reasons than mine entirely. I will not presume to speak for him/her. He/she will explain in detail upon his/her return

But yeah, I gave him/her the referral to the clinic in Sweden. Good place! Great facilities. And ohhhh those nurses. Great bodies, every one of them. Even the ones' whose beards haven't completely stopped coming in. Great boobs on all of them.

Peace,

rs7

Katrina Johns · Nov 13, 2002

Quote from aphexcoil:

So what we have here by this admission is ...

a) You are indeed FPC

b) You're bowing out of a contest because ... why ... are you afraid? Come on FPC, get in the ring. You can pick the late session or morning -- 2 hours -- me and you making calls. The whole world can see just how "good" you are and how "???" I am ...

wouldn't be much of a contest with me the consummate seasoned trader/scalper, and you, well, just a newbie (albeit trying hard)

aphexcoil · Nov 14, 2002

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wouldn't be much of a contest with me the consummate seasoned trader/scalper, and you, well, just a newbie (albeit trying hard)

Then what would you have to lose?

max401 · Nov 14, 2002

Are you guys going to impose any rules, such as the amount of mythical cash you have to play with?