I actually think your posts are quite funny, and I enjoy the pix.
Jabba and the chimp do bear a resemblance to Don.
For you info, I am in one way similar to Mr. Buffett. I eat at all the buffets in Vegas.
However, I have to wonder whether your reference to yourself as Pee Wee Herman implies that you've been playing with yourself in XXX movie theaters also. Maybe you go there just to
hide in the dark so no one can see the giant chip on your shoulder. You seem to have taken lessons from Robert Conrad, "I dare you to knock it off !..."
Just remember. most of the people you get angry about don't know it, and the rest either don't care or are amused by it. I fall into the latter category, because, well, your disses don't affect my health, safety, family, or bank account.
Keep it coming, though. It's fun. In the words of Nevada Boxing referee and TV judge Mills Lane," Let's get it on!"