The pamphlet does have some brilliant gems, though. These include the understated "whilst our NAV is impacted to the low side," the oxy-moronic "our opportunistic, aggressive yet conservative Capital Manager," and the mention of option purchases which was "money well spent and essential to manage downside risk" (evidently -69% in Jan and -85% in Feb is risk management).
I'm not very familiar with the markets they mentioned. Did they have large positions on some illiquid contracts or something?