Eurozone news, here we go...

[Martinghoul]

07:53 20Mar09 -EURO ZONE STATES HAVE PLAN TO RESCUE ANY MEMBERS AT RISK OF BANKRUPTCY - SENIOR MP IN MERKEL'S CDU
07:53 20Mar09 -EURO ZONE WILL NOT LET ANY OF ITS MEMBERS GO BANKRUPT - LAWMAKER
07:53 20Mar09 -CHANCES RESCUE PLAN WILL HAVE TO BE USED GREATER THAN CHANCES IT WON'T - LAWMAKER
07:53 20Mar09 -ECB HAS RESCUE FUND WHICH IT COULD TAP WITHIN 24 HOURS IF NEEDED - LAWMAKER
07:53 20Mar09 -ECB FUND CAN BE TOPPED UP IF NECESSARY - LAWMAKER
07:53 20Mar09 -ECB CAN MAKE AN UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MONEY AVAILABLE TO HELP TROUBLED EURO ZONE STATES - LAWMAKER
07:53 20Mar09 -AID TO STRICKEN EURO ZONE STATE WOULD COME IN THE FORM OF LOANS - LAWMAKER
07:53 20Mar09 -IRELAND IS IN WORST FINANCIAL SITUATION IN EURO ZONE, FOLLOWED BY GREECE - LAWMAKER
07:53 20Mar09 -GERMANY AIMS TO ATTACH CONDITIONS TO ANY AID, WOULDN'T ACCEPT LOW-TAX STATES LIKE IRELAND - LAWMAKER

 

[Covertibility]

EUR/USD 1.37 04:25

Hopefully one or 2 countries can create some type of crisis over the next 5 years to drive down the Euro against the dollar so some of us can jettison out of the US. Other than southern FL and CA, this country is really turning into a dump.

 

[Martinghoul]

Anybody have any interesting ideas for what sorts of conditions Germany can impose on Ireland?

Candidates:
1) Ireland must convert to German as their national language.
2) Guinness must be immediately outlawed and the benighted populace must be forced to enjoy the crisp, refreshing taste of Warsteiner and Beck's.

 

[ASusilovic]

Quote from Martinghoul:

Anybody have any interesting ideas for what sorts of conditions Germany can impose on Ireland?

Candidates:
1) Ireland must convert to German as their national language.
2) Guinness must be immediately outlawed and the benighted populace must be forced to enjoy the crisp, refreshing taste of Warsteiner and Beck's.

LOL !

 

[Vinny1]

Quote from Covertibility:

EUR/USD 1.37 04:25

Hopefully one or 2 countries can create some type of crisis over the next 5 years to drive down the Euro against the dollar so some of us can jettison out of the US. Other than southern FL and CA, this country is really turning into a dump.

Detroit is a really nice area, as well.

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-search/Detroit_MI/price-na-5000/type-single-family-home

You have 932 homes for sale that are $5,000 and under.

 

[Martinghoul]

Or what about the Irish rugby team being forced to move to and play for Germany?

Brian O'Driscoll and Ronan O'Gara get brand spanking new German names and Germany, at long last, wins the Six Nations.

Imagine that...