Et Teabagger Thread
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Posted By maxpi On The Jokes2 Thread
"This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn this is a great country..."
"This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn this is a great country..."
Good one 
Quote from Yannis:
Posted By maxpi On The Jokes2 Thread
"This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn this is a great country..."
You're really desperate to avoid taking him on on the issues aren't you. Why? Because you've proven you can't.
Okay, we're impressed which is obviously your aim.
He's embarrassingly stupid. It's not right to make fun of babies that were dropped on the head and raped by the step-dad. That's why I have him on ignore.
I see you quote him making 800K a year.
To Hello-the-Retard-dropped on the head and-raped-by-step-dad-as-a-baby
Here's my PnL on my piss break as of 11:35 Eastern.
WHERE'S YOUR BLOTTER? PUT UP 10,000 AND I WILL TRADE YOU LIVE IN A ROOM
PUT UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER AND FUCK OFF THIS THREAD.
It's going to be amusing to see if you have the rudimentary mental capacity to comprehend your situation now.
I see you quote him making 800K a year.
To Hello-the-Retard-dropped on the head and-raped-by-step-dad-as-a-baby
Here's my PnL on my piss break as of 11:35 Eastern.
WHERE'S YOUR BLOTTER? PUT UP 10,000 AND I WILL TRADE YOU LIVE IN A ROOM
PUT UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER AND FUCK OFF THIS THREAD.
It's going to be amusing to see if you have the rudimentary mental capacity to comprehend your situation now.
To Hello-the-Retard-dropped on the head and-raped-by-step-dad-as-a-baby
Let's see you post a market prediction and positioned in the trade days ahead from the top:
I won't hold my breath. All you pathetic nut-gagging homos on ET are able to do is sit in a circle and proceed to circle jerk each other while posting nonsensical cartoons.
Normally I would check myself from calling anonymous lowlifes like you out on the internet.
But you Fucking Functional retard nut-gaggers are some of the lowest life forms to infest ET and you deserve a hell lot worse than what I am able to put you through.
No need to wonder why America is headed in the wrong direction. It's because we gave cunts like you way too much leeway in national politics.
Let's see you post a market prediction and positioned in the trade days ahead from the top:
I won't hold my breath. All you pathetic nut-gagging homos on ET are able to do is sit in a circle and proceed to circle jerk each other while posting nonsensical cartoons.
Normally I would check myself from calling anonymous lowlifes like you out on the internet.
But you Fucking Functional retard nut-gaggers are some of the lowest life forms to infest ET and you deserve a hell lot worse than what I am able to put you through.
No need to wonder why America is headed in the wrong direction. It's because we gave cunts like you way too much leeway in national politics.
