Et Teabagger Thread
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Tax free pest control;
that glass was a gift, if it was like mine .LOL
From Friends In England
The Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder.. I hung
It on my patio and filled
It lovingly with seed...
It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.
Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue...
Then came the bird sh * t. It was
Everywhere; on the patio tiles,
The chairs, the table ...
Everywhere!
Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own
Pocket.
And other birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone.. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like
It used to be ... Quiet, serene
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal...
Now let's see ......
Brown & our government give out
Free food, subsidised housing,
Free medical care, and free
Education and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen
Then the illegals came by
The millions. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for the
Free services; small flats
Are housing 5 or more families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By a doctor in an emergency surgery
Because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;
Your child's year 12 class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English
Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving flags other
Than 'The Union Jack' are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.
Its just my opinion but:
Maybe, just maybe,
it's time for the government
To take down the damn bird feeder...
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
Continue cleaning up the sh*t!
The Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder.. I hung
It on my patio and filled
It lovingly with seed...
It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.
Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue...
Then came the bird sh * t. It was
Everywhere; on the patio tiles,
The chairs, the table ...
Everywhere!
Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own
Pocket.
And other birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone.. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like
It used to be ... Quiet, serene
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal...
Now let's see ......
Brown & our government give out
Free food, subsidised housing,
Free medical care, and free
Education and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen
Then the illegals came by
The millions. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for the
Free services; small flats
Are housing 5 or more families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By a doctor in an emergency surgery
Because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;
Your child's year 12 class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English
Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving flags other
Than 'The Union Jack' are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.
Its just my opinion but:
Maybe, just maybe,
it's time for the government
To take down the damn bird feeder...
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
Continue cleaning up the sh*t!
How did you get here?
Are you one of Castros boat people? A russian mafia? A illegal somalian living off the tits of welfare?
More importantly are you here legally?
Like you, I need to know your personal information so I can also resort to tangential ad hominems like most of your nut-gagging lowlife friends here on ET.
And the "We" in ET's privacy policy does not refer to you chump.
You are an un-compensated imbecile with no employment ties to ET. Unless you're suggesting you are a uncompensated employee of ET? which is nicer when it comes to damages.
The problem we have in America is too many Stupid immigrants diluting the already stupid gene pool.
Are you one of Castros boat people? A russian mafia? A illegal somalian living off the tits of welfare?
More importantly are you here legally?
Like you, I need to know your personal information so I can also resort to tangential ad hominems like most of your nut-gagging lowlife friends here on ET.
And the "We" in ET's privacy policy does not refer to you chump.
You are an un-compensated imbecile with no employment ties to ET. Unless you're suggesting you are a uncompensated employee of ET? which is nicer when it comes to damages.
The problem we have in America is too many Stupid immigrants diluting the already stupid gene pool.
I believe you're missing an "a"
And if "somolia" (sic) had laws why are they running around naked pirating ships?
NO GOVT. NO LAWS. NO TAXES.
Sounds like nut-gagger heaven.
As for the religious violence, Evangelical imbeciles like you would fit right in.
Take the shovel to the shit scum. That's what I say.
And if "somolia" (sic) had laws why are they running around naked pirating ships?
NO GOVT. NO LAWS. NO TAXES.
Sounds like nut-gagger heaven.
As for the religious violence, Evangelical imbeciles like you would fit right in.
Take the shovel to the shit scum. That's what I say.
If the guy on the other end figured you were a obese neanderthal, I suppose that would put a serious damper on your "Sex life".
FYI: Any law enforcement office can access your internet browsing history. It's apparent you were/are worshiping at the altar of bush way too fervently to notice the laws he passed.
FYI: Any law enforcement office can access your internet browsing history. It's apparent you were/are worshiping at the altar of bush way too fervently to notice the laws he passed.
Keep on digging.
The offer was made to publish my passport information.
The cost of invading my privacy is 100K.
And that's not worthless Polish Zloty. That's in Ben Franklins. Do you know who he is?
The offer was made to publish my passport information.
The cost of invading my privacy is 100K.
And that's not worthless Polish Zloty. That's in Ben Franklins. Do you know who he is?
Quote from Ivanovich:
He's still not an American, and nearly everyone here knows it. But he can whine and rant. It just comes off a lot more like noise than anything of substance. Similar to a lot of your posts, actually!
Since the local nut-gaggers refuse to answer the simplest of question. Maybe an educated(?) immigrant can help his buddies out.
So far all I hear from the nut-gagging bench is crickets chirping.
So far all I hear from the nut-gagging bench is crickets chirping.
Multiple rebuttals?
Since your immigrant friend ( is he here legally? ) refuses to answer the simple questions posed of him, maybe you can rebut this simplest of question posed earlier in the thread:
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Since your immigrant friend ( is he here legally? ) refuses to answer the simple questions posed of him, maybe you can rebut this simplest of question posed earlier in the thread:
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