ET needs a new Guru

NoDoji · Feb 8, 2009

Quote from Joe Doaks:

ARGggggh, I accept your challenge, as I am the raining ET gurug. Please frocast NQ (which I trade). I have misspent the last ten years of my life at it, so if you suckseed, I will know you are the reel deel and cede my crown to you! Don't expect much recompense in recompense, as all you will get for it from ET is a ration of shit!

I, ET's resident Mom, encourage some of you to please reference ET's "Spelling and Trading" thread, including my very important lesson on page 4:

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151472&perpage=6&pagenumber=1

gangof4 · Feb 8, 2009

Quote from Joe Doaks:

I achieved my gurudom by raining on SCT's parade. My challenge is a legitimate one. I trade NQ every day. If he can do better than I can, I'll acknowledge his upperiority.

nice attempt at recovery....not. you're not snowing anyone, rainman.

cf0532 · May 13, 2009

I think this thread is good. Maybe we should pay more attention to it.

Quote from gangof4:

nice attempt at recovery....not. you're not snowing anyone, rainman.

ARealGannTrader · May 13, 2009

Quote from MrSuperlatives:

Oh great, another moron that can't trade.. ARealPaperTrader

LOL, trade against me, 666 and we will c.

But u won't, so no worries here

Eight · May 14, 2009

Quote from MrSuperlatives:

...his son confirmed that Gann was unable to make enough money from trading, and therefore supplemented his income by writing and selling courses.

Gee, I wonder if that happens a lot?

Buy1Sell2 · May 14, 2009

Quote from ARealGannTrader:

And so I present myself, ARGT.

I have been reading for awhile and it seems there are a lot of traders who need proof of things.

Here is a start, the Dow will reverse between 6909 and 6818.

I need a test of my skills, as I am bored, so please select a stock or currency and I will make calls to buy or sell in advance.

There seem to be many detractors of gurus.

I will use Gann methods to make calls in advance.

Bring it, hooooooraaaaahhhhh!!

It's widely accepted here at ET that I am the number one.

--Ishmael

college_trad3r · May 14, 2009

Quote from ARealGannTrader:

And so I present myself, ARGT.

I have been reading for awhile and it seems there are a lot of traders who need proof of things.

Here is a start, the Dow will reverse between 6909 and 6818.

I need a test of my skills, as I am bored, so please select a stock or currency and I will make calls to buy or sell in advance.

There seem to be many detractors of gurus.

I will use Gann methods to make calls in advance.

Bring it, hooooooraaaaahhhhh!!

any monkey can predict we are gonna make a double bottom below DOW 7000.

Corey · May 14, 2009

Quote from NoDoji:

I, ET's resident Mom, encourage some of you to please reference ET's "Spelling and Trading" thread, including my very important lesson on page 4:

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151472&perpage=6&pagenumber=1

You miss Joe Doaks' humor. Perhaps you should try to look him up under his many other aliases. His 'undicators' are works of both lunacy and magic. A hilarious man, that Doaks.

Buy1Sell2 · May 18, 2009

Quote from Buy1Sell2:

It's widely accepted here at ET that I am the number one. --Ishmael

Very Very true.

ARealGannTrader · May 18, 2009

Quote from Buy1Sell2:

Very Very true.

ET needs a new king. I'm stagin a tradin coup.

(Pronounced COOP to those of u in Rio Linda)