Levin: You were short, short, short. You are the "big short".
Blankfein: We were also long, so we were not as short as you think. We were not the "big short".
Levin: Yes you were the "big short".
Blankfein: No we were not. 12 billion does not a "big short" make.
Levin: If you were not the "big short". Who was the "big short" then?.
Blankfein: He taught David Copperfield to levitate. His legend precedes him, the way lighting precedes thunder. He has been called the "big long" too. He has many names. We haver never pinpointed his position. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
Levin: Say what?.
Blankfein: What.