Bernanke/ Geithner/ Blankfein Friday Dow 10k conference call:
Benny: Dow 10k is looking shakey here Timmy. What's your call?
Timmy: Let's conference in Gerhard at the ECB. <click> Gerhard how're the dollars holding up, need some more?
Gerry: Jah, we are running low. Lloydy says I need to wire him some more to hold that 10k line. Danke.
Benny: Ok, you need a trillion or so? The swap is on the way.
Lloydy: Great, we should be able to hold 10k for another few hours at least.
Benny: Ok everybody, that's a wrap. Hail Satan.
Gerry: Hail Satan.
Lloydy: Hail Satan.
Benny: Timmy, you forgot to say your Hail Satan.
Timmy: I'm not making enough money here at the government.
Lloydy: Don't worry. After you get out we'll have a nice cushy job for you here at the Satanic Temple.
Timmy: Ok, thanks Lloydy. Hail Satan. Sigh...