Seriously. Worst I've seen in a long time.
below is slightly altered... out of boredom...
The mysterious witches who have prophesied Macbeth’s ascent to the throne of Scotland chant this haunting rhyme while brewing a potion. Their spells and prophecies cause Macbeth more harm than good, for at the end of the play both the villainous Macbeth and his power-hungry wife suffer grisly fates.
by William Shakespeare
A cavern. In the middle, a caldron boiling. Thunder.
Enter the three witches.
Double, double, coiling trouble;
Virus spread, and cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a FMOC snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of APPL and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Elon Musk and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double, coil and trouble;
Virus spread, and cauldron bubble.
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches’ mummy, maw and gulf
Of political salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg’d i’ the dark,
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches’ mummy, maw and gulf
Of political salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg’d i’ the dark,
Add thereto the banker’s chaudron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.
Double, double, coil and trouble;
Virus dead... and cauldron bubble,
...while future traders get a head
maxing opportunity, instead.
[not that I have anything against elon musk... the market coiling made me think of this poem]